Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun...?

Gaming, most kinds of metal music aswell as hanging on forums. Duh.
May 21, 1989 (Age: 31)


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This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend.




  1. 30

    You will be forever worshipped at the Temple of Light.

    Content you have posted has attracted 500 positive reactions.
  2. 10

    You have become the hero of legends.

    Acquired a total of 300 Likes.
  3. 10

    You certainly are the hero of heroes.

    Acquired a total of 275 Likes.
  4. 20

    You are a true hero.

    Your content has been positively reacted to 250 times.
  5. 10

    You should have been a Guildmaster.

    Acquired a total of 225 Likes.
  6. 10

    The peoples' champion.

    Acquired a total of 200 Likes.
  7. 10

    You are a hero, then. Nice.

    Acquired a total of 175 Likes.
  8. 10

    A hero in the making.

    Acquired a total of 150 Likes.
  9. 10

    An outstanding individual.

    Acquired a total of 125 Likes.
  10. 15

    You're loved and adored by all.

    Content you have posted has attracted a positive reaction score of 100.
  11. 10

    You're winning their hearts!

    Acquired a total of 75 Likes.
  12. 10

    They're starting to really warm to you.

    Acquired a total of 50 Likes.
  13. 10

    You're a gentleman and a scholar.

    Your messages have been positively reacted to 25 times.
  14. 10

    You're a damn fine fellow.

    Acquired 10 Likes.
  15. 10

    You seem like a nice chap.

    Acquired 5 Likes.
  16. 10

    Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!

    You've been a member for 720 days, Whoa.
  17. 50

    You've reached "Chosen One" status.

    Reached 7,000 posts
  18. 10

    You've reached "Legendary" status.

    Reached 6,000 posts.
  19. 10

    You've reached "Guildmaster" status.

    Reached 5,000 posts.
  20. 10

    You've reached "Lionheart" status.

    Reached 4,000 posts.
  21. 10

    You've reached "Arena Champion" status.

    Reached 3,000 posts.
  22. 10

    You've reached "Hero" status.

    Reached 2000 posts.
  23. 10

    You've reached "Paladin" status.

    Reached 500 posts.
  24. 5

    You've reached "Gladiator" status.

    Reached 250 posts.
  25. 5

    You've reached "Adventurer" status.

    Reached 50 posts.
  26. 1

    You've reached "Chicken Chaser" status.

    Reached 10 posts.
  27. 1

    Hello, little Sparrow.

    Reached 5 posts.
  28. 10

    Your health is low! Watch that.

    You've been a registered hero for 365 days. Do you need potions... or food?
  29. 2

    You're not so bad, I suppose.

    Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
  30. 20

    You've reached "Champion" status.

    1000 messages? Impressive!
  31. 10

    You've reached "Ranger" status.

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
  32. 5

    You've reached "Explorer" status.

    Reached 25 posts.
  33. 1

    And so our story begins.

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