MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Noctus · Jun 17, 2010

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Skotekal;397369 said:
Oh God.

I want to join that just so I can give false advice.

Such edifying topics like "I tuched my penis and white stuf came out !?!???1//////?" and "Where can I buy an Anus Enlarger?".

Firis · Jun 17, 2010

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I lawled when I saw the Anus enlarger one, I was half tempted to comment on it.

HeroOfCrapsalot · Jun 17, 2010

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Spit on it then rub some dirt and salt on it.

cheezMcNASTY · Jun 17, 2010

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how could you laugh at that???
that's a HORRIFYING thing to have happen. your girl must've been freaked out, and now she's gotta wait for weeks until your ready. months if she's traumatized.

i feel for you, man.
:'(

Havik · Jun 17, 2010

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Ouch That must of been painful.
I was laughing about why you would come to here to Projectego to fix your penis. I would of thought of looking it up online. lol who needs Yahoo answers? Watch out Yahoo! Projectego is taking the way!

Tyloric · Jun 17, 2010

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cheezMcNASTY;397381 said:
how could you laugh at that???
that's a HORRIFYING thing to have happen. your girl must've been freaked out, and now she's gotta wait for weeks until your ready. months if she's traumatized.

i feel for you, man.
:'(

Because posting it on a public forum with people he's never met with very little/no medical experience?

Common sense would say to call a doctor.

Tyloric · Jun 17, 2010

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JohnDoe;397385 said:
Don't call 911 though, we all know that these phone calls end up on YouTube and we'll all know that it was you, Cobalt.

I'd show it to alllllll my friends.

Havik · Jun 17, 2010

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lol if i was a doctor i wouldnt tell people stuff like that, Well unless it was really funny
but i wouldnt go and show all my friends the call

Necromancer · Jun 17, 2010

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Holy balls, I was having such a boring day, then I came here and saw THIS! My favorite part about this thread was that he came to ProjectEgo first. Thank you Cobalt, sincerely.

LobotomizedLOVE · Jun 17, 2010

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Fo' serious?! XD Wow dude...I love how you first come to ProjectEgo for medical advice...

FableFreak · Jun 17, 2010

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This is incredibly peculiar. Not your condition, but rather the fact that you came to ProjectEgo to ask our esteemed members to provide medical advice about your phallic follies. I mean, you could have gone to WebMD, called a doctor, gone to the hospital, called 911, etc. But ProjectEgo? I mean, I am a doctor, but it's not like you'd know that.

FableFreak · Jun 17, 2010

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JohnDoe;397411 said:
Unless you want him to light his **** on fire.

That actually sounds kinda funny....

Purple Nurple · Jun 17, 2010

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I just used up all my rep for today.

James Butts · Jun 17, 2010

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DarkenedSoul;397372 said:
Such edifying topics like "I tuched my penis and white stuf came out !?!???1//////?" and "Where can I buy an Anus Enlarger?".

Help!!! I'm still laughing!!!! I can't stop. It hurts!!!

seriously though, it's starting to hurt!!

Rathit · Jun 17, 2010

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Dude, Bandage it, band aids, gauze, neosporin, I don't care how you do it just disinfect and put something over it. Try to avoid drinking unless necessary over the next few days. Don't take the bandage off for a month at least. Go to the doctors tomorrow morning or something. Have someone check it out. Don't be embarrassed, at least you weren't having fun with a vaccum.

Tsuyu · Jun 17, 2010

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I thought we told you to keep it in your pants the last time you asked about stuff like this...

Cobalt Gamer · Jun 17, 2010

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Tsuyu;397446 said:
I thought we told you to keep it in your pants the last time you asked about stuff like this...

That was when I was a sexual deviant, now I've actually got a relationship and then this happens! But yes, I came here because, eeerm alot of you know stuff and have expirience and I used to be on her alot and gained a 'understanding' that I'm a complete idiot and you guys advice usually helped me out before so I figured it help out again.... For those that care my penis is better today, I've actually managed to look at what's happened and it hasn't fully ripped off, it's half ripped or something, but it's okayish, however sex is out of the question for at least a good month. Thank you again JohnDoe and I hope I gave you all a good laugh xD

Tsuyu · Jun 17, 2010

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Well, I guess you could always appreciate the delicious irony of it...?

Cobalt Gamer · Jun 17, 2010

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I do appreciate the irony, however I don't appreciate the fact i got blood all over my bed sheets D: Since the pain stopped all I'm worried about now is trying to explain to my mum why my sheets have a bloody hand print on them and a big patch of it. Kinda don't want my mum to fine out xD

Tsuyu · Jun 17, 2010

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That's easy. Just stab yourself with a fork or something and blame it on that - or - just get a band-aid and stick it somewhere without stabbing yourself and say you hurt yourself against something rough you had in your bed.

That'd be a half-truth wouldn't it?

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