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Arseface
Arseface
Real footy (Australian Rules) was originally made by Cricket players who wanted to keep fit during the Winter. Since Cricket used umpires, so did footy.

But yeah, umpires ripped us off.
Walker
Walker
THAT'S SO WEIRD MAAAAN.

I also always forget to translate "footy" to "Aussie football" for you. Probably because football is never called "footy" here.
Walker
Walker
Also, you have my sympathies. Umpires are evil.
Arseface
Arseface
We like to shorten things and put ys on the end. It is the Australian way.

Yeah, we lost by 3 points. THREE DAMN POINTS
Walker
Walker
So that's why all your women look so masculine... (Because, obviously, they're just shortened men with y-chromosomes on the end.)

The 'Skins won by something lik three damn points on Sunday. Because a field goal is worth three points.
Arseface
Arseface
Because American football is gay, you say? Well, your words, not mine.
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