Yep, definitely the beard. Makes me wet..
Oh crap...it's started...
Come on Sharon, you know wanna watch. You can even join in!
Every female member has a penis, except Markie. I refuse to believe such a fine specimen could have a schlong.
I have a magnificent lady penis, and I'm gonna make sure this sweet prince enjoys every inch of it.
I'm sure he'll enjoy it's 3 inched glory.
Hey! That's big for a lady like me, look, I can even make it do tricks..
Mine can talk. gtfo
What man wants a nagging vagina??
It can also yodel. :D
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Someone's a nosy Nancy.
I was once told by a good friend of mine that "whatever is wrong with you is no small thing"
So there it is I guess