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Given my recent encounters with the fairer sex, I'm more ready than ever to hit for my own team. I decided it would be less painful than becoming a eunuch.

Let's get gay together. <3

<3

The first part was an outright lie on my behalf. The past couple of months have been spent with kleenex and only my tears as company. Why don't the women I get with like blowjobs uncle cheez?

Because you're looking for blowjobs in all the wrong places. Trust me, fat girls give the best head. Words to live by, bro.

I need a girlfriend bad Cheez I'm starting to lose it

Not sure I'm the best person to give advice on that sort of thing. Both my taste in women and my tact in dealing with them both proved to be pretty awful in this last week. Find a nice girl and do your best not to corrupt that ****.

A nice girl or a fat one. That's all I have to say.

You can make her run 5 miles on a treadmill daily to earn your affection. Before you know it she'll have a rocking bod and never leave your side. <3

Genius or what?

Mmmm master cheez do feel free to relay your troubles to pedomario. He shall not judge.

Yea, lately though I've found it increasingly hard to talk to women. I've become more and more introverted and normal conversation bores the socks off me. What do

Hobbecanjizz.