%0 (or so) things you should never say...

[Father of Skorm]

%0 (or so) things you should never say...

I'll start it off, then explain.
'Things can't (possibly) get (any) worse.' They obviously can and usually do...
This is basically a thread in which to dump some things that you say should never, under ANY circumstances, be said, then please explain why. Another could be:
'So far, so good.' As it always goes terribly wrong.

 

[FableFreak]

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"Dude, harlequin fetus isn't disturbing."

100% of the time this is wrong.

 

[Silent420]

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Haha!

Nice.

 

[FableFreak]

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"All that noise you heard wasn't me banging your Mom."

Once again, false 100% of the time.

 

[Triz]

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The N-Word. :lol:

 

[Steve]

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+rep FF ^_^

 

[Arseface]

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"Well, at least it isn't raining."

Also, saying "What are you going to do with that gun?!" Almost 100% of the time ends with the death of the speaker, or someone around them.

 

[Father of Skorm]

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Oh, so thats what ur supposed 2 du... i had been wondering *blood slplatters screen*

 

[Devalion]

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"Did you hear that?"
"It was just the wind."


"Well, that was great, I'm going to go to bed now...."


"Heeeeeere kitty kitty kitty, what red eyes you have.."

 

[Father of Skorm]

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kitten is angry...
'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.' it either definitely wont, or you'll get snow up to ur armpits...

 

[Arseface]

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"What happens if I pull the in out of this grenade?"
"I dunno. Try it."

 

[Father of Skorm]

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'Dont worry... theres no way he/she/they/it will (ever) go through with it...'

 

[FableFreak]

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"I barebacked a shemale in Brazil, and I don't have AIDS."

FALSE.

 

[rogzii]

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Last night i had a dream about kakashi(from naruto), but NOTHING happened. i swear.


hehehe hahaha.....

 

[Albion Knight]

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"Sure I can do that. It will just take a minute"

 

[Triz]

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...... :lol: " Yank " ..... :lol:

 

[Father of Skorm]

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hahaha funny...

'Trust me, there is nothing to worry about. Seriously. No, really.'

 

[touma1212]

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"what happens if you poke a bear?"
"Lets see."

 

[Man]

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"its just a leaking sink. its nothing really"

i gave it a shot