Ass-cracks and bulges

[Tsuyu]

So I'm watching The Amazing Race where the contestants have to play mud volley ball and I kept /face-palming due to the ridiculous level of censorship. The male contestants were wearing speedos and their crotches were censored. At first I thought maybe they were wearing some sort of logo or something they weren't allowed to show, but no; they censored the bulge! THE BULGE! Also, if any of the contestants bikini bottom/speedos slid down to show the very beginning of the ass-crack, they promptly censored it.

What's next, censoring any and all female chests because we are shown that, in fact, under their shirts are two bewbs? Also, if I ever go on television in a speedo I will demand that they censor my bulge due to how immense and awesome it would appear.

 

[Necromancer]

Censorship in the United States has gone way too far. It's f*cking ridiculous.

 

[Firis]

Censorship is **** heavy here.

Funny thing is: We censor a ton of stuff, but "Hole in the wall" (Which already has a suggestive name) features little girls and dudes and their parents with tight suits and camel toes falling in the water then being pulled out by a girl who's swimsuit barely covers her crack... Oh... And this is on a kids channel, and I have caught at least two contestants with halfies after seeing the girl in the swimsuit, uncensored halfies.

 

[Tyloric]

I can't live without my ass-cracks and bulges.

 

[Tsuyu]

I can't live without my ass-cracks and bulges.

I can only imagine the horrors of living as a gay man under these conditions! I mean, I started this thread to voice my displeasure with the censoring of said man-parts; and I'm straight!

Censorship is **** heavy here.

Funny thing is: We censor a ton of stuff, but "Hole in the wall" (Which already has a suggestive name) features little girls and dudes and their parents with tight suits and camel toes falling in the water then being pulled out by a girl who's swimsuit barely covers her crack... Oh... And this is on a kids channel, and I have caught at least two contestants with halfies after seeing the girl in the swimsuit, uncensored halfies.

That's because there is one thing that holds supreme sovereignty in these matters, and that thing is hot white jail-bait ass. Not even Fox News and the whole of Christianity could match wits with hot white jail-bait ass and win.

 

[Arseface]

Seeing half a nipple is a leading cause of death in America.

But I don't see why you would censor any part of the human body by itself. If I, or any other sensible, sexually healthy person saw a naked tit, there probably wouldn't be any thoughts beyond, "Hmm, there's a tit." But I guess all the sexually repressed, hardcore christians running these censorship boards are having trouble not thinking about sex exery time they see a pencil go into a sharpener.

 

[Tsuyu]

thinking about sex exery time they see a pencil go into a sharpener.

Ow.

 

[Zarkes]

So I'm watching The Amazing Race where the contestants have to play mud volley ball and I kept /face-palming due to the ridiculous level of censorship. The male contestants were wearing speedos and their crotches were censored. At first I thought maybe they were wearing some sort of logo or something they weren't allowed to show, but no; they censored the bulge! THE BULGE! Also, if any of the contestants bikini bottom/speedos slid down to show the very beginning of the ass-crack, they promptly censored it.

What's next, censoring any and all female chests because we are shown that, in fact, under their shirts are two bewbs? Also, if I ever go on television in a speedo I will demand that they censor my bulge due to how immense and awesome it would appear.

Excuse me but what is a bewb? Do you think its fun and acceptable to wright things all nonsensical? Is that how you get off?

I don't like censorship. But I also don't like to have to drive 15miles in a school zone. So its w/e

 

[Arseface]

I don't like censorship. But I also don't like to have to drive 15miles in a school zone. So its w/e

I dont like regimes that murder millions of people for being jewish. But I also don't like to have to wear a helmet when I ride my bicycle. So I guess I'll have to live with it.

YOU MAKE NO SENSE

 

[El Mosqueton]

I dont like regimes that murder millions of people for being jewish. But I also don't like to have to wear a helmet when I ride my bicycle. So I guess I'll have to live with it.

YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Those two are kind of the same dude.

 

[Tsuyu]

Indeed. Nazi Germany was famous for it's bicycling safety program.

 

[Arseface]

All I'm saying is that Zarkes' post was ridiculous. You can't justify something like censorship by saying you dont like having to drive slow. It's a completely illogical thing to say.

 

[Zarkes]

All I'm saying is that Zarkes' post was ridiculous. You can't justify something like censorship by saying you dont like having to drive slow. It's a completely illogical thing to say.

It was a pun. I don't like to slow down in a school zone I don't care about kids I just want to go fast in my car. All the arguements in the world would not change the legitamacy of the safety of children.

So it doesn't matter how interesting that butcrack is or how perverted I've grown over the years I can't argue against censorship. Censorship just makes plain sense when kids are involved.

This is the way I feel : I should be able to run over kids and promote pornography on TV.

Even though its my opinion and it's absolutley right it has no legitamacy bringing me to my point
SO W/E

I'm sorry you didn't understand what I was attempting to say I hope I have clarified.

p.s. Bewbs are kewl dewd.

 

[Tsuyu]

Arguing against censorship is the arguing-esque equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel...

 

[Tyloric]

Arguing against censorship is the arguing-esque equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel...

Think of the children!
Won't anyone think of the children?!
;-;!

 

[Arseface]

It was a pun. I don't like to slow down in a school zone I don't care about kids I just want to go fast in my car. All the arguements in the world would not change the legitamacy of the safety of children.

So it doesn't matter how interesting that butcrack is or how perverted I've grown over the years I can't argue against censorship. Censorship just makes plain sense when kids are involved.

This is the way I feel : I should be able to run over kids and promote pornography on TV.

Even though its my opinion and it's absolutley right it has no legitamacy bringing me to my point
SO W/E

I'm sorry you didn't understand what I was attempting to say I hope I have clarified.

p.s. Bewbs are kewl dewd.

What the hell are you protecting the children from? They're not going to be traumatised for life if they accidentally see a tit. They're not going to grow up and be sexual deviants if they see a bit of arse. The human body is a natural thing, and it shouldn't be a cause of shame. It's all about the agendas of the hardcore Christian lobby, who are trying to repress sexuality because a book told them it was immoral (completely arbitrarily, of course) to enjoy sex.

The way kids learn about sex is the most important factor in deciding how they're going to feel about it. If you're told from the age of 13 that having any kind of sexual thought is wrong, then those kids are going to end up being sexually repressed, self haters because they can't control how they think, and society is telling them to be ashamed of it.

If kids are encouraged to explore their sexuality, and educated properly about the pros and cons of sexual activity and given easy access to birth control, then those kids be comfortable with it, and ultimately be more happy and fulfilled in life.

Are they going to ban kids showering with their parents? What about banning adults from public swimming pools? Are they going to ban sex altogether?

Arguing against censorship is the arguing-esque equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel...

Unless your argument is being censored.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

i wish they censored it when i was wrestling in 10-11th grade.
if i was on national television i would have wished it even more so. Tsuyu, they were doing those guys a service in my book.

 

[Tsuyu]

Indeed. As I said, I'll demand that they censor my bulge. Just think of the implications of offensive immensity of grand proportions! And then there's the mystery part.... the ladies lurv mystery!

 

[Firis]

A phallic enigma? SOLD.

 

[HobbeBrain]

I'd demand a censorship box that completely outlined my ding-a-ling so that there would really be no point in censoring it out at all.