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FableFreak
Guest
"FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"
To whom it may concern,
Make sure the Nine Months Plan goes exactly as I intend it to.
The dimensions of the room must be 10 feet long, 10 feet wide, and 12 feet high.
The walls must be 9 feet thick reinforced concrete with rebar.
There must be a small light that dangles 1 foot from the ceiling.
The light must sway back and forth at a constant rate of 10 swings per minute.
There must be a square hole in the top front right corner of the room.
There must be a sound system that plays Slayer's "Raining Blood" on a loop, 24/7.
There must be a stack of 800 sheets of college ruled paper in one corner.
The paper must be dyed black.
There must be an unsharpened #3 pencil on top of the stack of paper.
There must be a 6 foot by 3 foot stack of untranslated Russian literature in the opposite corner.
There must be a noose that hangs from the ceiling that is just out of reach.
Once the nine months have expired, open the door and publish what I have written.
Your humble benefactor,
FableFreak
Post Script: There will be additions and changes to this plan.
To whom it may concern,
Make sure the Nine Months Plan goes exactly as I intend it to.
The dimensions of the room must be 10 feet long, 10 feet wide, and 12 feet high.
The walls must be 9 feet thick reinforced concrete with rebar.
There must be a small light that dangles 1 foot from the ceiling.
The light must sway back and forth at a constant rate of 10 swings per minute.
There must be a square hole in the top front right corner of the room.
There must be a sound system that plays Slayer's "Raining Blood" on a loop, 24/7.
There must be a stack of 800 sheets of college ruled paper in one corner.
The paper must be dyed black.
There must be an unsharpened #3 pencil on top of the stack of paper.
There must be a 6 foot by 3 foot stack of untranslated Russian literature in the opposite corner.
There must be a noose that hangs from the ceiling that is just out of reach.
Once the nine months have expired, open the door and publish what I have written.
Your humble benefactor,
FableFreak
Post Script: There will be additions and changes to this plan.