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They would be 16 year old chavs by hobbe's standards.
 

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But they're so low, only he can see them.
 

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I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.
 

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I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.

Why not 50,000+ female virgins, that are into horses?
 
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I'd also like to aquire a time machine somehow and right any major wrongs I have committed in the past. That includes standing up to people that I should've and didn't.
 

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I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.

But that means less experience...

Can I have 50,000+ female virgins who are just really, really good?
 

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What's with this fascination with hookers? They're disgusting, both bodily and in mind. You've just ruined several good virgins right there.

Plus they'd charge you afterwards.
 
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You do have a point, 50,000 hookers would probably cost me a lot of money...

Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.
 

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Hey, I just used what was being said, coming down to that hookers are the ones with experience. Personally, I'd rather just find the girl of my dreams. I don'tknow who that is, but I guess I'l find out when I see her. For me, I think it's way better than 50,000 women of which everyone complains if you should even consider them...
 

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You do have a point, 50,000 hookers would probably cost me a lot of money...

Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.

50.000 girls.

365 nights per year.

50.000/365=137 (well, 136.9)

So that's one new woman every night for 137 years.

....

A tad excessive.
 

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But what if I wanted two or three a night? It evens out.
 

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I'd go to each and every politician that had selfish thoughts of power-gain/loss, sock 'em, and say "NO! No more!" and I'd get them all fired permanently, with no severance package.

This might take a while, but it would be satisfying.

Then I'd gather them and the stupid of humanity into a rocketship and launch it into the sun.



Afterwards, finally, there would finally be just a little peace and quiet in the world. Plus, it would solve world hunger (after I develop an ingenius logistical plan to provide for the delivery of goods anywhere in the world).


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50.000 girls.

365 nights per year.

50.000/365=137 (well, 136.9)

So that's one new woman every night for 137 years.

....

A tad excessive.

But Doctor Who, pour example, is around the 909 mark now... so it's not excessive if you're a Time Lord.

Or just sex hungry, like me.
 
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