Leaving For A While (Again)...

[HobbeBrain]

I killed a man so I'll be absent from the forums from tomorrow for about 10 or so days while I'm on the run from the police.

Or maybe my family is dragging me on holiday to Yorkshire.

In fact, it's almost definitely the latter.

Either way, I'll be gone for a while, I don't know whether there'll be internet or not so I took the safe option and announced my departure now.

GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL

 

[D3m190d]

NO. NOT AGAIN, PHRUC YOU ='(

'hope you have fun

 

[queenofdisco]

Hmm enjoy Yorkshire a great place if you ask me, been a few times.

bui bui hobbey

 

[Angel]

Yorkshire's great

I will be sobbing my heart out, rocking in a corner and clutching a teddy bear with your face on it until you return.

Either that or giving birth.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Does Yorkshire have... females? Because if it does then I'm set.

 

[queenofdisco]

Yeah but they have this weird stupid accent, but then again any accent outside of Liverpool sounds alien to me. Country bumpkins eh.

 

[Angel]

They have females - if you go far enough away from the moors, they might even look like females...

 

[Gikoku]

See ya Hobbe.

I'm callin' it, he's gonna come back with an orange-haired girl this time.

 

[Quistrix]

Why, Hobbe, why? Why must you allow my heart to bleed in such a way? Everytime you go a part of me dies inside... A blackhole has surely appeared deep in my sorrow soul.

Also: GTFO

 

[HobbeBrain]

I'm callin' it, he's gonna come back with an orange-haired girl this time.

Doctor Who anyone?

 

[Angel]

You're optimistic, ain't ya? I'm picturing more this:

 

[Rano]

I come back and you leave....... Coincidence or you just hate me!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

he's still gone. anybody start missing him yet? because i'm kind of enjoying the extra space at present.

leaves more room for my refrigerator collection.

 

[Arseface]

You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drink!

GOOD DAY SIR

 

[queenofdisco]

I bet he's shagging a sheep round about now, it was terrible to tell him there are beings that resemble females in Yorkshire... but er I couldn't help myself. :ermm: Poor Hobbe sowing oats in some poor likkle lamb, mint sauce anyone?

 

[Skotekal]

You're optimistic, ain't ya? I'm picturing more this:

Don't know about you, but that is one sexy woman!

 

[HobbeBrain]

HEY GUYS I GREW SOME WIFI.

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT FEMALES BEING SHEEP?