The Mightiest of All Aussies

[Hermit]

To invoke the wrath of shrimp on the barbie
Bringing the feeling of terror
Without restraint
The greatest Hero to ever live...
He who waits beyond the outback
ARSEFACE!

THE MIGHTIEST OF MEN
THE MASTER OF BEASTS
THE AUSTRALIAN DESTROYER
ARSEFACE!

WHEN DARKNESS DESCENDS
HE FIGHTS WITH VALOR
TO SAVE THE WORLD
A WORLD IN PAIN CRIES FOR A SAVIOR
AND THE SAVIOR IS HE
ARSEFACE!

 

[Quistrix]

I actually have tears streaming down my face I'm laughing so much as I type this.

My god, Amon, you just made my day.

 

[Gikoku]

PEEEEEEEDDRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!

Sorry, felt compelled.

Carry on.

 

[Firis]

Masculinity +4, respect +5, ponies -1.

Firis approves of this message.

For the record, Welch's Fruit Snacks taste like extremely chewy ****.

 

[Arseface]

I am honoured by this display of affection/boredom.

 

[Hermit]

THE HONOR IS MINE, MIGHTY ONE

 

[Tsuyu]

Whenever I read the title of this thread, my mind keeps replacing the A in Aussie with another letter.


Can you guess which one?

 

[Angel]

Pfft. Aussies are just criminals with the right to vote...:troll: