Interesting thread. I'd have to say that in the event of a sudden zombie infection, I am most likely screwed.
To my left I have:
Batteries, not the kind the flashlight uses.
Needle nose pliers.
I can be the small weaselly guy who fixes stuff after people start colonizing and rebuilding.
1. A plate - minus 1 cinnamon roll
2. The latest Rolling Stone magazine - Featuring Daniel Craig on the cover for Skyfall which I will be seeing in a few short hours.
3. My warm, fuzzy, and badass winter jacket.