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Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

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Aesan

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Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

This is a little thread I started on Ego-Maniacs and it's a pretty fun one.

Basically, write down stuff you would like to see on tombstones in Fable II. Anything from quotes to poems to funny obituaries. Here's a small sample of things people have said on the other thread so you get the idea:


He wanted to live the simple life,
but this in turn would bring him strife,
for 'though he had all that he'd need,
he up and plum forgot to breathe.

"What happens if we poke it?"

Aesan

"She said she was clean!"

Grimm

Here lies our dear Friend Pascal,
That b*****d owed us money.

Mr. me

"You could stand to lose some weight."

Alrioch

"I am still alive down here!"

Lamarose

You're standing on the corpse of Lews,
Who never ceased to play the blues
until his neighbours had him 'napped
and wrung his neck until it snapped.

NightsirK

Bambi: never believe what they tell you in fairytales.

Steven

Make them as funny as you can.
 

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To Do List​

Birth
Life
Death​

All done​

Cool Idea by the way +rep:thumbsup: and welcome to our neck of the woods
 
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Bethrezen

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Go
To
HELL

:ninja:
 

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Shouldn't this be in the tavern?

Anyway:

droded,
Awesome until he died,
A dragon thought his hair was a nest.
 

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"Hold my beer I'm gonna try something"
 

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"I bet you 50 gold I can..."
 
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sjeanke

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interresting thread :)
gonna try a few :

"...But you should see the other guy"

"Till death do us part, she said to me
So now I lie here, peacefull and free "

"Here lies the greatest warrior the world has ever seen!
He fought every dark creature that once lived!
Slained armies in countless wars!
Also, he had cancer."

"There's room for one more ;)"

"She held here breath until she got her way,
so her father obliged and gave her this expensive coffin."

"To see a nice sunrise was her hearths desire
alas she forgot that she was a vampire."

that's it for now, maybe some more later ^_^
 

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Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

+ rep for an interesting thread and welcome to our forums.
 
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Bethrezen

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...[SIZE=-1]And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be
(boondock saints)

[/SIZE]
 
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LionHeadTex

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"He Lies LionHeadTex

Famous to some,
But dropped dead from rum"

And that's why I learned how to use the healing spell :ninja:
 
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FableFreak

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Here lies FableFreak1,
crushed by the enormous size of his own ego
 
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"Here lies Dark Drakan
I knew him well
He’s left this world
To rule in Hell
He drank too much
Grinned all the while
His liver failed
But he died with style"

... :ninja:
 
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FableFreak

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Here lies Hexadecimal
A bard of great skill
In all here listener she instilled great thrill

She was from the land to the north
Not Snowspire, nor Hook Coast
But the place where they love hockey the most

She is sadly missed
To this day and Forever more
We will never forget her amazing tune and lore
 
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Hexadecimal

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fablefreak1;52785 said:
Here lies Hexadecimal
A bard of great skill
In all here listener she instilled great thrill

She was from the land to the north
Not Snowspire, nor Hook Coast
But the place where they love hockey the most

She is sadly missed
To this day and Forever more
We will never forget her amazing tune and lore

hehehe
oooh, I like that :D
 

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Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

A bit long for a headstone if you ask me.
 
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Bethrezen

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Here lies Bethrezen...

"Pwned"
 
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FableFreak

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Here lies droded
He thought Fablefreak made too long a headstone
his health eroded
after Fablefreak slipped him some polonium
 
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Hexadecimal

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droded;52798 said:
A bit long for a headstone if you ask me.

nope... my headstone will be a monument paralleled only by my own greatness... it will blot out the sun and the people shall cower beneath it haunted by the knowledge of my vengeful return... my epitaph will be a graphic novel...
 

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"Here lies smith, only survived 2 minutes of gameplay"
 

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Hexadecimal;52731 said:
"Here lies Dark Drakan
I knew him well
He’s left this world
To rule in Hell
He drank too much
Grinned all the while
His liver failed
But he died with style"

... :ninja:

:lol: nice i really like that +rep
 
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