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whats the worst thing youve had to hide from your parents? (excluding porn)

Khalin

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I remember my mom coming very close to stumbling upon some risque artwork of mine... my heart sank when she got near my dresser drawer and said she was looking for something she thought she left in my room, though luckily my dad yelled "found it!" from the other room. A similar situation happened a few years later with some White Widow that I had stashed for personal use.
 

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UPDATE: Father found my condoms. He slapped me in the back of the head and told me not to do that under his roof.

He then gave me a high-five.

<3 pop.

And where you should do sex? In the middle of a street?
 

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At the other persons house. Or a car.
 

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My guess is parents mostly don't know what their kids are up to...
 

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i know this isnt very sexual but i once dropped my dads 400 quid camera in a mug of coffee. bear in mind he was sat next to me i had to skillfully sneak it past my two brothers and my dad and mum then sepnd all night drying it without any of them realising.... i didnt get caught >_>
 
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i know this isnt very sexual but i once dropped my dads 400 quid camera in a mug of coffee. bear in mind he was sat next to me i had to skillfully sneak it past my two brothers and my dad and mum then sepnd all night drying it without any of them realising.... i didnt get caught >_>

Master of cunning. :steve:
 

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I wouldnt really call this hiding something.. well I guess you could say "Hiding my penis", because once upon a time, I was masturbating and my mum walked in on me, I had very, very fast reactions... that was about.. a couple of days ago, Tehe! Joking, about 4 years ago?
 

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Cookies.

The fiends will always take such confectionaries from me for their own use, and I must guard the cookies with my life.
 
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I wouldnt really call this hiding something.. well I guess you could say "Hiding my penis", because once upon a time, I was masturbating and my mum walked in on me, I had very, very fast reactions... that was about.. a couple of days ago, Tehe! Joking, about 4 years ago?

Happens to Me too, way to much. It seems whenever I pull My trousers down for a bit of relief everyone decides they have to come into whatever room I'm in, apparently to find something (a likely story). However I'd say these annoying interuptions are all part of some horrible conspiracy to stop Me from having My fun.
 

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You don't have to capitalize every personal word. Me My Mo.
 

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no really it's bugging me more than anyone ever thought possible

stop that right now mister i'll turn this car right around
 

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**** you idiot, you hit my car, why did you have to turn like that?
 
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I'll try, not making any promises though. If I do make that mistake then I'm afraid you'll just have to accept it as a schoolboy error I suppose. :ermm:
 

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owait... lol forgot.
i did hide my weed and cigarette smoking from them for a long time. weed i hid for a year before i just said **** it and told them. smoked with them knowing for years.
cigarettes i hid for even longer. 2 years i think. same deal there, quit both when i felt like it. now i'm just a regular old alcoholic.
 

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owait... lol forgot.
i did hide my weed and cigarette smoking from them for a long time. weed i hid for a year before i just said f*** it and told them. smoked with them knowing for years.
cigarettes i hid for even longer. 2 years i think. same deal there, quit both when i felt like it. now i'm just a regular old alcoholic.
Kinda strange, hiding cigarettes longer than weed. They seem more accepted socially I suppose.
 
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