Wish Corruptor

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Granted but im not going to corrupt it
I wish i could go On a date with This is My Albion
 

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Granted but she turned out to be a dude.

I wish I never dropped my lollipop.
 

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Granted, now you can never drop it... ever.

I wish my car was a giant dildo on wheels.
 

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Granted, but now you need a new car for when your parents come over.

I wish my signature was as thought-provoking as Gikoku's.
 

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Granted, but now we're all frozen, and so cannot touch our keyboards.

I wish I was shot by an Aperture Turret. In the head.
 

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Granted, but its his worst work yet.

I wish I didn't have a wish.
 

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Granted, here's your extra wish.

I wish it was warm and sunny outside right now.
 

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Wish granted, but it's literally only warm and sunny for the fraction of a second you thought of the word 'now', after which the weather returns to normal.

I wish I could jump really, really high.
 

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Granted, but we had bad sushi, and now we all have food poisoning.

I wish World War 3 came sooner.
 

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Granted, but you just missed it.

I wish I had unlimited storage space.
 

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Granted, but Then Television is banned by the Geneva Convention
i wish I had a Mint
 

This is my Albion

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Granted but your breath stinks anyway

i wish i had the energy to cook
 

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Granted, but you gotta work for it
i wish I had a date with This is My Albion
 

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Granted, it stopped raining at my house, and i don't care if she is a maneater

I wish Hermit would get his wish granted
 

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Granted but his wish is corrupted and you'll never get a date with TIMA ;]

I wish i had house season 5
 

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Granted, you now have season 5 of a house.

I wish I could change the color of everything I see at the snap of my finger.
 

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Granted, but it gives you colorblindness
I wish TIMA would go on a date with me ;)
 

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Granted, she will go on a date with you when you get your balls back.

I wish it was October 30th right now.. of this year.
 
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