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SonofRaiden

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Granted, but Assassins Creed 3 gets delayed indefinitely
I wish i had my balls back
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted but you have really large balls that make your dick look small.
I wish I could fly away in my cloud balloon
 

SonofRaiden

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Granted, but when you get married, the excuse doesn't work, and you marry a sex machine who wants it every night
 

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I wish That Daniel Ray's wish will come true
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted but danny's wish is for you to have a wish.
So what will it be?
 

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I wish that the person below me will get thier wish
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted but the person below you is me
I wish that SonofRaiden would just have a wish already
 

SonofRaiden

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Granted, but Now You have no hands to type back with
I wish I could have a Date with TIMA
 

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Granted but -ERROR 78: WISH NOT FOUND
If this problem does not disappear, please contact your local goat and ask it for the local time in China. If this does not solve your proble- e 34yy!&## strawberry cheesec4ke :: [[Your local files have been thrown into a pit of lava. Please deconstruct this brain processor]]

I wish for something between 50 and 6000.9 metres.
 

Daniel Ray

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Granted, but your invisible wish to own a real robot unicorn was written inside a fortune cookie that was eaten by Honey Boo Boo's Mama June.

I wish TLC would put on a travelling road show with their numerous "stars." (One of us! One of us!)
Granted, but HobbeBrains, of all of us, gets to go.

I wish I was on a travelling road show...
 

D3m190d

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Granted, but in your bed you find someone who does not fit the description of a person you'd be sexually attracted to, singing the Korean equivalent of the pizza hut song.

I wish my scientists would finish that Death Beam V4.1 already. Squirrels are invading my backyard.
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted, but Luke Skysquirrel, your son, stops you

I wish my cat would stop meowing already
 

This is my Albion

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Granted but now instead of meowing, it sounds off a fog horn.

I wish i had more aspirin.
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted but now you're consumed by the aspirin and become ASPIRIN THINGY

I wish could have a computer friend following me around
 

MazeisMaze

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Granted but THEY consumed and YOU become ASPIRINS MITTEN THINGY!!!!!

I wish I had a diabolical plan
 
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