YOUR Favorite Fable III quotes!

[Pandora]

One of my favorite things about Fable is the hilarious banter between npcs, the random comments from villagers, the oh so hilarious tombstones that I never get tired of reading!

So in the newest installment of Fable, what are your favorite quotes?

So far one of my favorites is a line spoken at the end of the quest "The Game". That entire quest was hilarious, the EVIL teddy bears and fire breathing chickens of DOOM but for some reason the line:

"And they lived happily ever after. With little to no cannibalism"

Absolutely cracked me up!

 

[silvermaine]

I elected to murder Victoria's husband and marry the wench. Each time I bed her she says "Does anyone give it to you like this? BETTER NOT!"

Or something to that effect. It cracked me up at first.

She also amuses me when I take her on dates and requires me to hold her hand. After I take it she says "Bit clingy aren't we?"

I wonder what she will say when I elect to kill her.

 

[Rachierae]

Pretty much everything that comes out of Reavers mouth (Fable 2 and 3) has made me laugh
and a lot of the books you collect.

 

[The Rh Factor]

It's not really a quote, but the description for the Condoms of God made me laugh out loud ... "This superlative contraceptive was forged in the fires of hell itself, for her pleasure"

 

[redfable]

The gnomes are hilarious.

"I can help you find what your looking for, step one, pull your head out your ass!"

"You certainly are a big strong hero... for a lady."

"Must be nice being able to lick your own privates, but doesn't that embarrass your dog?"

There are many more. :lol:

 

[silvermaine]

The gnomes are hilarious.

"I can help you find what your looking for, step one, pull your head out your ass!"

"You certainly are a big strong hero... for a lady."

"Must be nice to being able to lick your own privates, but doesn't that embarrass your dog?"

There are many more. :lol:

I like the one where the gnome is saying something like "Look at your broad shoulders and big muscles...you're a strange looking woman"

 

[Drew2686]

"It's a beautiful day today...except where you're standing!"

"Know what I like best about humans? They die..."

"I wish we could be friends. Then I could tell you secrets...like I'm going to set you on fire."

"I wish I had friends. Then I'd drown them..."

"Oh I didn't notice you there. How does it feel to be so insignificant?"

"Nice weapons. What are you, COMPENSATING for something?"

One that's something along the lines of "Nice hair and eyes...just like a girl I USED TO SHAG!"

And there's still about a dozen more different ones, all from the gnomes. Sit and listen to them for a while, and some quite odd ones pop up, heh.

A lot of the quests, once you finish them, have funny commentary. The Sam and Max quests have hilarious dialogue between the deceased.

My create-a-villager, whenever bedding, typically says "Wow, you're so fast!"

I don't think I have found any non-funny, non-emotional scripting yet. I would probably say it's one of the best features of F3.

Oh yes, and one more from Walter...

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

 

[Cain30k]

Not really a single quote but I loved the banter between Walter and Jarvis when Walter mentions small spaces. Cracked me up to no end.

 

[Elisha]

"Balls."

 

[Shoe]

No mention of "What kind of rubbish game lets you kill the final enemy with one blow"?

 

[snowblin9561]

"You're dressed as a chicken! what are you... what are you.... what are you planning on doing dressed as a chicken!?!?!"

 

[sleepwalker0905]

gnomes "i like doggies and like even more when i put them in a sack and throw them in a river "
really cracked me up cause its so sadistic

 

[Arld]

"Quite extraordinary."
--Jasper, former butler of King Logan

Whenever John Cleese says that, I laugh hysterically. I think it's hilarious whenever Jasper says, too. Go go! :lol:

 

[The Rh Factor]

No mention of "What kind of rubbish game lets you kill the final enemy with one blow"?

Yeah, that was a good one... atleast Lionhead can have a few laughs at their own expense.

 

[Yoruichi]

"It's a beautiful day today...except where you're standing!


Oh yes, and one more from Walter...

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

My favorite quote right there. Xd HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD!

 

[Sir Robin]

My favorite quote right there. Xd HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD!

Seconded! Walter is my favorite character.

 

[DiamondFlair]

Ben Finn to Walter "You came all this way to proposition us?". Made me giggle alot.

The Gnomes are great. My fav is something like "I wish there wasnt disease. I wish you'd all just die instead, starting with you!"

"I had a doggy once. WITH CHIPS AND MUSHY PEAS!"

Also Jasper's reaction to you wearing a chicken suit.

 

[Tsuyu]

As an old-school Dungeons & Dragons nerd, pretty much every line spoken in "The Game" gave me a raging boner.

 

[Dentie]

My steak looks like a piece of coal and there are nails and tentacles in my soup
-Random villager having conversation with her husband about food.

 

[Smithyatticus]

My favourite that i overheard a shopkeeper saying

"Give your nose a friend... get a moustache!!!!"
Haha, actually burst out laughing when i heard that.

My fav gnome quote is:
"I had a doggie once....
Had him with mash and mushy peas!"

And one final one. Whatever it is that jasper says when you put on the military gloves.
"Swagger stick... swagger stick... swagger stick!!!"