Angel

You smell purdy

Er heller merss erngerl

If you were a fart, I’d clench my cheeks so hard that I’d never let you go. <3

Super sick.

Send help.

And something half decent to watch on Netflix.

There's something almost decadent about having not one, but two supermarket deliveries in one day. 2021 has lowered the bar for luxury by an insane margin.

<(“)

It’s a bird

My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea
My bonnie lies over the ocean
And that is just perfect for me

I am genuinely shocked and appalled at the fact that you do not follow me. I am going to submit a formal complaint to management and contact HR.

I may or may not mention the sexual harassment. Not from you. From Hermit.

SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!

Made the mistake of going over old threads, messages and profile posts. Now I'm super nostalgic and missing so many people...

Christmas tree going up Monday.

Not even sorry.

Now do I get a Christmas themed face mask for this year? 2020 is already shot to hell, might as well keep it festive...

Baby come back

Angel...

Voted Leave. Come at me, bruh

I just logged on, seen my profile picture, and now i'm once again terrified by my own face.

I R AZER! BOW BEFORE ME!