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May god have mercy on my soul.... I'm getting turned on by the young Asian woman. Again.

I AM SOOOO CONFUSED.

I believe it.

Can't drink saltwater. In fact, it's WORSE. In the desert, there's nothing to drink. On the ocean, you have lots to drink but it'll make you sick.

Okay, BULL****! Now your avatar is even an attractive Asian woman. When I see you start hitting on the new guys, then I'll know for sure.

Perv.

Visiting the cuisine? They don't eat?

Seriously, walking across the ocean would suck. Worse than the desert, because at least the desert doesn't move beneath your feet. I think that's my new nightmare. "Walking across the ocean."

Thanks, Graeme.

WHAT? No true Scotsman knows what art is! True Scotsmen are all about the claymores and the kilts and the mind-blowingly nasty cuisine.

Walking is my department, for one thing. For another-- have you checked recently just how wide that ocean is? I'll be dead by the time you get here. Well, starving/dhydrating to death aside.

No true Scotsman would have a dog as their avatar. Well-known fact.

What, are you going to swim? Stow away aboard a 747?

Nice, nice.

What does it mean? *realises he could Google it, but decides otherwise...*

Only because I've told everyone where I live and where I go to school and what I look like.

Even then, you're a Br-- Englishman/Scotsman/Welshman/Irishman/and/or/Cornwallishman-- so you'd have to pay big bucks to fly over here to Maryland.

That makes me feel mildly less unclean. Thank you.

You know, that is waaaay too much information for me. I admit, I'm the one who brought it up. But now I'm scared.

You call yourself "hypersexual," suddenly I'm terrified that every time you post you have three other tabs open on varying flavors of porn. [shudder]

Since I don't know who that is, I will continue to believe that you are attempting to convince new members that you are either A) A lesbian woman or B) A flamingly metrosexual straight man.

Did you use be called DataHero?

i know

I'm glad that your bull**** meter is busted.

Uh-huh. I believe THAT. Then WHY do you have an attractive Asian woman as your profile picture? And a DOG, of all things as your avatar? HMMM? Could you BE more effeminate?

I wouldn't want you to be sad, so yes, I have spent the last week agonizing over where my bestest bud Graeme went.

The fact that your title is AKA Ser Graeme is completely irrelevant, since I never actually saw any of Gakoyu's posts, just saw the name down at the bottom of the screen and such.

Also, what, are you trying to pull a Gikoku now?

I never played Fable 1 and Fable 2 was my first 360 game. I always liked Fable, just didn't consider it a favourite xD

Do you read Bleach?

That's cool, man. I'd love to be able to program full time and further explore different coding languages. It bores the crap out of my wife - ha!

But yeah, if you've got the skills, man, then definitely go for it. Do please let me know if you decide to launch any premium modifications on vB.org - I'd love to take a look.

Oh, I use IE.

Auto - refresh?

My current intention with the company would be the primarily sell templates for a certain new, upcoming bulletin board program that you're not a big fan of...

I'd also, ideally, like to use it as an "umbrella" to house all the sites on the network. I've got a few ideas for it, really, but I still have to actually get round to paying the Company Formation people. I was meant to get round to all that two days ago but I went and starting work on a brand new WordPress framework which has consumed my full attention for the past 48 hours.

You ever thought about selling your mods privately through vBulletin.org? I've seen quite a few guys make some good money from doing private coding work on there.