I would like to apologize personally to you for acting like a child to you. I was completely irrational and judgemental, and the things I said had no justification. It was rude, harsh and definitely UN-NEEDED. So for that I would like to apologize for all that I had said / done to you. Hope you have a great day, bro.
Now what do you mean by "the actual study of the English language?" I mean, as opposed to what non-actual study of the English language? Are you just thinking as in, this is a gerund, this is a participle, they exist for this reason and do that and this language came from there and changed that way and so on?
Really? So I guess that I shouldn't tell you about how Harry kills the Anthropmorphic Personification of Waiting In Line At The DMV and then sells said Anthropomorphic Personification's corpse to pay for a new coat after his old coat was eaten by Evil Moths and then a necromancer resurrects the Anthropomorphic Personification and then it gets eaten by the moths and then the moths magically form into a single entity that gets a job as a door-to-door salesman and then sets up a pyramid scheme and then Harry blows up the pyramid and then the moths run a way and get eaten by Godzilla.
Seriously, though, it IS pretty awesome. And I won't say anything else about it.