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Arseface
Arseface
Walker
Walker
No. I don't care about the field. Or how far he runs.

I mean, didn't we have some discussion with you being all derogatory about how the fastpitch softball pitchers were getting so much extra speed from something with their arm motion that cricket bowlers couldn't do?
Arseface
Arseface
No, I was just being a douche. You know me.
Walker
Walker
I find that hard to believe, Arse. You, a douche? I mean, at worse, you're a bit of a twat.

I don't know that being a twat is actually less bad than being a douche. Let's argue about that, shall we?
Arseface
Arseface
Twat kinda implies incompetent idiot, whilst douche just implies unpleasant.
Walker
Walker
No, you're thinking "twit."

"Twat" implies much the same as douche, with an added implication of "pussy." Because that's what it actually means.
Arseface
Arseface
You're a twat for wanting to argue about this.

Cricket vs Baseball is much better. Or AFL vs NFL.
Walker
Walker
But we already HAD those arguments. How about softball vs. baseball? Or rugby vs soccer? Or AFL vs Irish football?
Arseface
Arseface
But those ones are boring.
Walker
Walker
Hmmm... bocce ball vs. croquet?
Arseface
Arseface
What about Quake vs Doom?
Walker
Walker
NO. Bocce ball vs. croquet. Croquet has hammers, and bocce ball you get to throw balls at each other. That's WAY cooler to argue about than two video games.
Arseface
Arseface
Walker, you used to be be cool.
Walker
Walker
Arse, you're an Aussie. You guys wouldn't no cool if it bit you on the ass. I blame the weather and the Death Continent you inhabit.

Speaking of which, isn't fall starting over there? What's an Aussie winter like, anyway?
Walker
Walker
"Know cool." I mean "know cool." Stupid ****ing typos.
Arseface
Arseface
Yeah, but we call it Autumn.

The winter's really depend on where you are, but where i am we generally get to just above freezing.
Walker
Walker
Shutup, you're going to make a Barney song start playing in my head.

You poor young soul. I feel for you, truly.
Arseface
Arseface
Hey, I'm not complaining. I love cold weather.
Walker
Walker
What cold weather? That's why you're a poor soul. You got nothing.
Arseface
Arseface
We could always talk about how hot it gets over here. Of course, you wouldn't be able to understand what I'm talking about.
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