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Walker
Walker
Dude, I totally had a dream that I got in a shootout with six naked Australians in an illegal brothel. Or maybe that was a book I read.

...that being said, that's kinda weird... do Australians frequently go to DC on vacation?
Arseface
Arseface
Brothels are legal in Australia.

Not that I know of. I was all: hm, I know I've always wanted to go to New York, but DC seems to be calling me.

Also the rent was listed in pounds.
Walker
Walker
Actually, it was a book, and brothels were legal. But there were also illegal brothels, presumably where the really kinky **** went down. And it was all an illegal cheese bust. IN SPACE. I admit that I don't know where the naked Australians came in.

DC rocks. NY blows. And it would only be in pounds if you managed to con a really fat landlord into taking payment in Cheetos.
Arseface
Arseface
It was just weird alright.
Walker
Walker
Hey, it's DC, you might actually get somebody to take payment in Cheetos.
Arseface
Arseface
To be fair, I could probably do that in any American city.
Arseface
Arseface
COZ YOU FAT
Walker
Walker
Cheetos are awesome, bitch. Anyone should be honored to be paid in Cheetos.
Arseface
Arseface
We don't have them over here. I think they're called cheese and bacon balls or something. Dunno why.
Walker
Walker
Oh you poor, sorry sonumvabitch... that might be something different. Cheetos don't come in balls (well, not the brand-name version) and there is no bacon involved. If there WERE bacon involved, they would rapidly become the only food product needed for the continuation of the human race.
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