How many cricket players play one-handed? Gotta be a hardcore real man to do that. And hell, baseball players single-handedly keep the chewing tobacco industry afloat. Disgusting, yes, but that's pretty manly.
Plus, you told me that you got women who play cricket. Ain't none of that with baseball-- they get foisted off into softball. (Which is also probably manlier than cricket, but we won't get into that.)
There's a lot of talk these days about what pussies MLB players are, because these days, when your catcher breaks a finger and has a spur of bone jutting out of his hand, he DOESN'T just tape it up and get back in the game. These modern wusses.
And I DID address that point. We've had hardcore, ass-kicking professional ballplayers who have LITERALLY played with one hand-- because they only had the one to play with. How's that for an injury?
Exactly-- that's why they aren't manly. Sexy, feminine pieces of ass, that's what your female cricketers are.
Real men don't gotta prove their manliness by catching the ball bare-handed. There's a reason the only people who still do that are drunk, middle-aged men playing softball with a comically oversized ball in Chicago.
And they don't have to prove their manliness? Thats retarded. It takes skill and bravery to catch a ball fingers up 2 inches in front of your face going at like 170ks.
That video's copyrighted. Your argument is bullshit. And it ignores all the hardcore old-school ballplayers who DID play with broken limbs and blood everywhere.
Fat. Middle-aged. Chicagoans. That's all I'm saying. That's what your cricketers have the most in common with.
Baseball's so manly that they have to equip every professional ballfield with a legion of riot-armored enforcers to bust up riots on the field. Really!
It mean's it's a legitemate tactic to try and physically injure and intimidate the batsman. Often by bowling directly at the head. They're ALLOWED to do it.
Well, technically I made it up. No riots, though there is the occasional fight. Ranging from "holy ****, did the coach just punch the umpire" to "holy **** the entirety of both teams are out there beating the **** out of each other" to "why the **** are New Yorkers such bitches and why are they throwing **** on the field?"
Because it's hard to get batsman out because they're not forced to run every time they hit the ball. So the bowler has to get creative. You're not relying on the batsman being **** to get him out. Sometimes you have to phyiscally intimidate him.
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