How do you wake up in the morning?

[queenofdisco]

I woke up with a hard on and needed a ****, like most sundays.

 

[Dark Drakan]

I woke up with a hard on and needed a ****, like most sundays.

Its like nature mocking you, so difficult when your faced with them both and to top it off your usually half asleep and its dark as i try not to turn any lights on in a morning so i dont wake my girlfriend (like waking a bear with a sore head).

 

[Tsuyu]

Wake girlfriend
Lose hard-on.
Take a leak(advisable not during the act or even in the bedroom, but I don't judge)
???
PROFIT!

 

[Dark Drakan]

Wake girlfriend
Lose hard-on.
Take a leak(advisable not during the act or even in the bedroom, but I don't judge)
???
PROFIT!

Id likely lose some teeth too.

 

[ssjcb1186]

The radio. I'm an extremely light sleeper, so any sudden noise will wake me. I tend to wake up to my parent's scuttering around the kitchen. Regardless, it's also not hard for me to go back to sleep when I'm tired enough.

Pee.

Computer or TV for a while to actually wake up and become functioning. (like now)

 

[Guest 7310]

Yes, I know, it's a pretty random question, but this place is full of those, innit? So, how do you wake up in the morning for school or for work? Do you just have an incredibly annoying generic alarm? Do you wake up to the radio or to some of your favorite music? Do you put the device with your alarm in it on the other side of the room so you're forced to get up to turn it off? Or do you just have someone come in and wake you up?

1.wake up because i have to go no.1 (1min.) 2. go down stairs to have breakfast (15min) 3. take a warm shower (15min.) 4.get ready for school(5min.)5. make sure i got every thing(3min.) 6.play Fable 3 or check my facebook (1 hour etc.) 7.go to school at 7:30 8.arrive at 7:50 9.Smile because im late.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Its like nature mocking you, so difficult when your faced with them both and to top it off your usually half asleep and its dark as i try not to turn any lights on in a morning so i dont wake my girlfriend (like waking a bear with a sore head).

But it's also a way to deal with the nature's calling when you have to stand in guard for 2 hours in front of the President's residence.
"Crap, forgot to pee before my turn. Think kinky thoughts, think kinky thoughts..."

 

[Necromancer]

I woke up with a hard on and needed a ****, like most sundays.

This just happened to me about 10 minutes ago. And it is, in fact, Sunday.

 

[Gikoku]

Sure is annoying trying to take a **** with a morning glory, I remember when I woke up one day and didn't know I had one and went to take a leak, I didn't look down until it was too late.... that was not a good day.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k&feature=channel_video_title

I hear this as my alarm tune every morning, I don't put it on snooze or turn it off though. I get up and start dancing to it as put my clothes on and butter my toast singing it out loud (much to the annoyance of fellow family members.) The song usually stays with me for the rest of the day.