Texas Proposal

[Walker]

So, we're watching the 'Skins game now. (We recorded it.) And the 'Skins are currently down by ten. I'm just saying, if Dallas ends up winning this ****, here's what we're gonna do:

Texans are always talking about how they have the right to secede (they don't.) If they win this ****, though, **** 'em. Lets just kick their asses out. See how they like it on the outside.

Also, scratch that-- 10-7! Yes! I HAVE FAITH.

EDIT: Also, if you tell me how it turns out, I will straight murder you.

 

[Tsuyu]

I'm confused and scared.

 

[Walker]

14-10! HAIL TO THE REDSKINS, BITCHES!

Come on, PLEASE! I know that Dallas comes back at some point because I saw that point, but it was still close then... PLEASE! Beat down those Dallas bitches!

Not sure what you're confused about Tsuyu, I'd be happy to explain but it requires a lot of background.

 

[Walker]

**** THE 'SKINS LOST AND THE GAME DIDN'T RECORD ALL THE WAY SO I MISSED AND IT WAS IN OVERTIME AND THEY ALMOST WON **** DALLAS.

That's it, Texas, you're outta here. We don't need you.

 

[Tyloric]

...Texans ftw.

 

[Necromancer]

I couldn't care less about football, but I wouldn't mind kicking Texas out, along with every other southern state on Texas' eastern side.

 

[Arseface]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha suck it Walker.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I couldn't care less about football, but I wouldn't mind kicking Texas out, along with every other southern state on Texas' eastern side.

No love for Florida?

 

[Necromancer]

No love for Florida?

Not unless you're in love with a bunch of old retired republicans.

 

[Firis]

Why do none of the presidential candidates have beards? Zero incentive to vote.

 

[Necromancer]

Why do none of the presidential candidates have beards? Zero incentive to vote.

What did you say, motha f*cka?​

 

[Firis]

But he won't make it.

 

[Necromancer]

But he won't make it.

Not with that kind of attitude.

 

[Arseface]

The sooner we get a beard into the Whitehouse, the sooner all the economic, social and diplomatic problems will... become cooler, at least.

 

[Walker]

BURNSIDES FOR PRESIDENT!

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha suck it Walker.

**** you, man, at least I don't root for the Carlton Blueballs.

 

[Arseface]

f*** you, man, at least I don't root for the Carlton Blueballs.

The Carlton Football Club has a history stretching back into the mists of time.How old are the damned Redskins?

 

[Walker]

How the hell should I know? All I know is that your team is represented by this guy:

And his blue balls.

Whereas MY team is a racial slur. BEAT THAT.

 

[Arseface]

How the hell should I know? All I know is that your team is represented by this guy:

And his blue balls.

Whereas MY team is a racial slur. BEAT THAT.

Well at least we play a sport that's entertaining to watch.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

YEAH LETS PLAY US SOME FOOTBAWWLLL!

'Soccer' > Rugby > 'Football'

I'll stop now.

 

[Arseface]

So you're saying Australian Rules Football > Soccer > Rugby > Gridiron?