Then you'll enjoy a very nice evening consisting of a three-course meal.
Rock entrées, followed by salted rock with a generous portion of moss & mushrooms, finally for desert an exquisite pebble tart with lava sauce. With hobbe finger-sticks for dipping.
And to drink the finest honeyed mead, with genuine lime stone leaves as garnish.
After the dinner together, you murder a family of six and eat their bones as a final late night snack. As you walk along the coast. Then each depart back to your own bridges, reflecting on a lovely night.
But they don't call you, and you never hear from them again.