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The three closest objects to your left are your weapons in a zombie outbreak

Tsuyu

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Simple game really. Turn your head to your left. The three objects you immediately spot first are what you arm yourself with as the zombies come-a knocking.

A few beer cans.

Post-it notes.

A hairbrush.

*Dead Rising 2 mode activated!*
 

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my cell phone, a bowl of macaroni and cheese, and an empty laundry basket.

i will eat well and remain hidden as solid snake....with a phone.
 

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A large 25" fan, My shoes, and my HDTV.
 

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A large 25" fan, My shoes, and my HDTV.

Smash TV.

Use duct-tape to add shards of the screen to the blades of the fan.
 

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Smash TV.

Use duct-tape to add shards of the screen to the blades of the fan.

I would, too. I mean, the Zombie apocalypse. Definitely not going to watch any television for a while. Haha. And I could always jack another one from a store.
 

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Besides, what would you watch? It would take quite a while for the zombies to establish an advanced enough world as to broadcast their own programs and movies.
 

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My dog, a book and an alarm clock.
 

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A closest... that's it.
 

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A psp, a stack of CD's, and a copy of The Fellowship Of The Ring. At least I won't be bored while I'm ninja starring zombies with CD's.
 

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I thought that perhaps repositioning myself would help. So, let's see...

Nintendo DS, back scratcher, $20 bill

Hmm...do zombies accept monetary bribes? No? Well then perhaps they'll just come play Mario Kart with me.
 

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Envelope: It can be used to defend myself against alpha-rays or use it to papercut the enemy.
Pen: A stabbing item that leaves somewhat poisonous ink in the enemy's veins. And I can write.
Pants: No man can survive a zombie apocalypse without pants.
 

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Radiator - Defense to block doors maby?
Dr Pepper - erm....
Xbox Controller - dr pepper... + battery and wire from the xbox controller.. BOMB?
 

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Radiator - Defense to block doors maby?
Dr Pepper - erm....
Xbox Controller - dr pepper... + battery and wire from the xbox controller.. BOMB?
Well, if somebody got some soap (liquid) you could use the battery and wire to split the hydrogen and oxygen atoms from the water that's mixed with the soap, and trap the hyrdogen gas in the bubbles. That could work as a bomb, if you've got enough trapped hydrogen. Well, that, and a match to burst the bubbles. The sudden (heated) reaction between hydrogen and oxygen that occurs as a result could be pretty devastating if you've got enough hydrogen and fire.

So we need liquid soap, and matches!
 

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Sandwiches
Laptop
Book
Damn.
 

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A pillow and an air conditioner...

I can bop 'em upside the head and be cool while doing it. Nice.
 

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Paperweight, tennis ball (which is so very precious for a reason that is very secretive but I would hate to lose it to some random Zombie, JUST SAYING), paper shredder.

I can ram it on their heads I guess?
 

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My phone.
A piece of paper.
A pair of shoes.

Paper... aeroplane? Stab them in the eye with it, yes...

Well, if the paper aeroplane fails I can atleast use the shoes to go through the zombie apocalypse in sty-- ... I'm going to bloody die, aren't I?
 
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