What Would Your Hero's Epitaph Be?

[PhilistineEars]

I loved walking through the graveyards and reading the tombstones. There were a few really memorable epitaphs that I enjoyed reading. What would be some you'd like to see or what would your hero's epitaph be?

"To follow you
I am not content
for how do I know
which way you went."

"He called Logan a Liar"

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

"here lies McNasty.
he was a right selfish prick who murdered thousands. but goddammit he was so sexy we loved him anyway."

 

[Quistrix]

In the end it was a Disco Ball that killed her...

 

[Izzy Stizzlebonk]

"Izzy Stizzle Bizzonk:


Diabetes ain't too sweet."

 

[Daemon300]

"Here lies the great Hero of Albion. His last words were: Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

 

[PhilistineEars]

"I'm not dead yet!"

 

[queenofdisco]

"You seemed like a rather nice hermit, until you told us you just couldn't find your way out of the woods. Now you're dead and we found you, better late than never."

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Here rests Our beloved ruler.

When He wanted give, He would give,
When He wanted to take, He would take.
There were those who chose to doubt Him,
And there were those who chose to Follow Him.
Their faith was well placed.
His choices have brought Albion a new age of Prosperity.
Requiescat in Pace.

 

[ScousaJ]

I want it to say....

Here lies our King
Gone when we need him most.

I was good ya see and I rarely performed an evil act!

 

[Firis]

"Here lies Firis Gordon, savior of the Universe."

 

[MMM]

" I told you i was sick!"

 

[SonofRaiden]

"Here lies Storm, The son of Raiden, Killed ironically by a thread of yarn"

 

[Skorm's Boss]

" I told you i was sick!"

Spike Milligan's!

Mine....
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[Walker]

"He really should have run."

 

[queenofdisco]

"He really should have run."

"He really should have ran"

?

 

[Relinquished Reality]

"life's a race, and Im Winning!"

 

[Tsuyu]

"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Shirosaki]

Please don't dig me up and bum me?

 

[Walker]

"He really should have ran"

?

... Well, we're assuming that "Walker" happens to be an available title, and I have it.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Here lies the body

Of Jonothan Blake

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the break.

OR:

**** off. Damn gloaters.