Struttin'.

[Quistrix]

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Hey bebbeh, I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.​

Did you clean your trousers with Windex? I can practically see myself in them!​

Hey, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you!​

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Any of these working? No? Time to use a cheat code. Cupid get yo' ass in here.​

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Congratulations, you're all my Valentines*. Love you guys. Except Scotty, he can go to Hell.​

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*Against your will.​

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[Angel]

You are officially insane.

But that's why we need people like you in Scotland. Stops you organising a real rebellion against the English. Can't have another Mel Gibson film, after all...NOW GO FRY A MARS BAR!

<3

 

[Quistrix]

You are officially insane.

But that's why we need people like you in Scotland. Stops you organising a real rebellion against the English. Can't have another Mel Gibson film, after all...NOW GO FRY A MARS BAR!

<3

I officially have 6770 Valentines - including myself, not including Scotty.

 

[D3m190d]

I feel tingly on the inside.

 

[Tsuyu]

I hope you've got a big enough bed...

 

[Gikoku]

I officially have 6770 Valentines - including myself, not including Scotty.

 

[Quistrix]

I hope you've got a big enough bed...

I figured we could all just do it in a football field.

 

[Angel]

Steve just came home with two boxes of chocolates and the last available in town of of my favourite flowers. The chocolates look pretty in water but those flowers taste ruddy awful...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Queen, we need to take this down a notch. I'm sorry but I think we both know what happened last time. The rampaging monkeys and spilled milk for one. Don't even get me started on that poor mailman.

 

[Tsuyu]

I figured we could all just do it in a football field.

It better be Astroturf 'cause actual grass does a number on my ass.

 

[D3m190d]

Queen, we need to take this down a notch. I'm sorry but I think we both know what happened last time. The rampaging monkeys and spilled milk for one. Don't even get me started on that poor mailman.

I told you, I don't speak Asian! Gah! >=|

 

[Quistrix]

Queen, we need to take this down a notch. I'm sorry but I think we both know what happened last time. The rampaging monkeys and spilled milk for one. Don't even get me started on that poor mailman.

I still say the mailman enjoyed it more than he let on.

It better be Astroturf 'cause actual grass does a number on my ass.

The grass isn't what you should be worried about. It's the 11 naked football players that are the real problem.

 

[Tsuyu]

The grass isn't what you should be worried about. It's the 11 naked football players that are the real problem.

Pffft. I've been around scotsmen before.

 

[Quistrix]

Pffft. I've been around scotsmen before.

I never said they were men... Enjoy your 11 naked football playing women.

 

[Tsuyu]

I never said they were men... Enjoy your 11 naked football playing women.

*sigh*

If I must...

 

[Quistrix]

*sigh*

If I must...

Oh, I know it's an awful lot to expect of you, but do try to enjoy it.

 

[Sephiroxas]

I thought I was your one and Only Valentine. :C

 

[Quistrix]

I thought I was your one and Only Valentine. :C

You're my favourite.

 

[Gikoku]

You're my favourite.

 

[queenofdisco]

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Congratulations, you're all my Valentines*.​

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* Receives one Valentine which is sent to everyone*

I'm so happy.