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Favorite characters include:​

My Heros |),​

Reaver (yes, he is an egoistical, narcissistic, possesing no morals man, who forces children into labour, and he killed the most speldiforous man of the time, Bye Bye Barnum , BUT! He does all that because it is all benefiting him. Yes, he sacrificed his whole village, but he didn't know that was the consequence, and even nearly said he felt remorse. And nightmares which scare the living **** out of you for the rest of eternity isn't bad enough? Probably not, seeing as how awesome his life is. He just does what he wants. The end of the story, and I shall sleep better after this chalice of wine!​

Logan, hell, I don't care if my princess is his sister ​

Ben Finn : Something about that jaw of his...​

Walter: WALTER....NOOOO! :'(​

Sabine :Something about that little dweller man is just so hilarious. Explosions especially ​

Elliot: I had a phrase lately when I would randomly shout out '**** you, Fagliot', but now I don't see why people hate on him. He has done nothing wrong, apart from being a faithful friend (with benefits :shifty: ) and he even tried to save peoples life's by sacrificing his. He then tries to move on with his life (probably thinking you are DEAD :'( ) and find a nice girl who runs and ORPHANGE and helps her (I think? :/ ). Then you come along, and he even wants to dump the girl for YOU! He is faithful, caring, loving, selfless... Complete opposite of Reaver, and I guess that is why you hate him guys. Because he is not Reaver, and I must unfortunately say, that he is quite boring. If he had a little... naughty ( :blink: ) side to him, then I would waste no time in sacrificing the villagers, but I am yet to find one ^_^​

Benjamina:Pity I had to give her the quest-item back... Such a pity... At least I brought her house and have a big-ass picture of Reaver :wub:​

Dash/Saker: Aghhh. Bandit/Mercenary Leader :w00t: I really felt bad about killing Dash, but hey, he should have seen that one coming/running his way (eh? EH? I suck at comedy. Forgive me my attempt. I shall go hang myself now x_x ). Now Saker... I didn't kill him for a couple of reasons a.) Followers! FOLLOWERS! FOLLOWERS HALLELUJAH b.) Awesome use of magic, he is PROBABLY a Hero, so I couldn't kill him, just because of that c.) He gave me a mercenary promise... I just kinda weakened there ^_^​

I just noticed I don't have a lot of female characters on my list, which I like. And I have a couple of good reasons too...​

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Not-So Favorite:​

Major Swift (Dafuq? I don't even know this dude, but I am expected to feel sorry for him. At least they should have let him live a little longer, make the character bond with him, like with Walter, and THEN kill him. Would have been a lot more dramatic :3)​

Theresa (She is absent most of the time in Fable 3, and in Fable 2 I always felt like she was giving me the bird... Oh, and I totally saved the world from Lucien, and she is like GTFO from my spire. A THANKS WOULD BE NICE! Yes, she helps the Hero. Yes, she warns Logan of the Crawler. Yes, she does take care of you, but heck, sometimes she annoys me. But it is still good to have someone talk to me in the middle of Wraithmarsh, so maybe she isn't so bad :blush:​

Hammer: Well, again... DAFUQ?! While you are on a quest with her, she doesn't shut up and roar like a ****ing dragon while attacking her enemies (doesn't really seem like an ex-monk, eh?) and then whines about every choice you make in the Spire and makes you feel bad (Money: I thought I knew you! *After a couple of minutes* I am going to miss the greatest friend I ever had :3 ^_^ Sacrifice: Woah, you just sacrificed your family... For everyone else. I don't think I could do that... But your family! x_x Love: You could've saved all those peoples lifes! Oh mah gawdness! That is so selfish! I wish I could do that *nostagelic moment with sad music and Hammer yelling 'No, FATHERRRR*). Girl, shut the **** up. This is mine game! I only tolerate you because I like your song :|​

Page: Well... Ummm. I am not hating on her, no way. She is a strong female character, which A LOT of games lack... But that is kinda what annoys me. I mean, I want MY character to be the strong woman leader, even though that is a little selfish. Ok, VERY selfish actually . It seems that Reavers actions are rubbing off on me (NO! Not like that ... Or maybe...) Oh, and lets not forget the fact that she totally said NO to Reavers 'private party' invitation (I just wish there was an evil option to accept it, and then have a little cut-scene with Reaver being like 'Then lets proceed *kisses hand* Princess' Some bed-rocking sounds and Page in a window, facepalming :3... But then again, I do not want to be marked as the Whore of Reaver Industry... Of course I don't Not in million years! :shifty: ) . And again. She might be having something with Ben behind my back. Seriously, the times I wanted to smack her for talking to him SO rudely!​

Kalin: Sorry darling... You want me to defeat this super-extra ****ing world-devouring monster, pay you to redo your little homes and make you part of Albion for free of charge? BITCH PLEASE! YOU should pay me for redoing your homes, you should at least do something more than bitch and whine about my bro to defeat him, and you should definitely try to be nicer when I say that I need to make some gold from your land using your people to deafet the very monster you cry about, as yes, you are a part of Albion now, and your peeple too. I promised to save you from the Crawler... Not from REAVER :shifty:​

Hobson: Again... Dafuq? This ****ing greedy man comes in the place of Jasper? JASPER?! What the hell? I want Jasper back.... JASPER D:. **** you, Hobson. ****, YOU! (I don't like the tea you make either. BURN!)​

(Fable II) Husbands: Seriously, I just don't bother until after I save the world yada yada. WHYYYY? 1.) I don't want to get a little bond between us, and then have to cry when Luciens men kill him and my baby/child (I once let bandits kill him just so Lucien can't... Really stupid solution, but made the choice in the Spire simpler!) 2.) Once I return from the spire, EVERY SINGLE TIME they are like 'Oh, you are leaving to save the world? WHAT ABOUT ME (drama queen) *cries* What about your child? She/He missed you soooo much *cries* You are a monster! What happened to you?! What happened to the woman I loveeeeed? :'( (Make up 'Come back to my house' follows on). c.) I can't find a decent looking hubby. Every single man I meet (in fable 2) I automatically compare them to Reaver. They are NEVER good enough (If Reaver heard this, his ego would be soooo big right now). So it is either Alex (Some half-naked cowardly hobo) or a farmer from Oakfield (In my latest game, he was Ben. I married him because of his name (Ben Finn?) and his jaw. He looked like a black Ben Finn (no racism intended. Just saying how it looked like! DON"T KILL MEEE).​