JKJessie.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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"And they lived happily ever after. With little to no cannibalism."
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"BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" - Walter
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"You're dressed as a chicken! what are you... what are you.... what are you planning on doing dressed as a chicken!?!?!" - Jasper
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"You came all this way to proposition us?". - Ben Finn
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Walter: "Does it ever feel like someone is playing games with you?"
Hero: "All. The time."
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"You said this cemertary would be loads of fun, and its obvious you were just talking bollocks." - Sam/Max
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"I'm going to your mother's for tea... then I'm gonna have HER too." - Gnome
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''You have obtained a pair of.. well, what happened was, you managed to acquire... Benjamina wanted.. Look, you know what you did.'' - Quest Description for "Reaver's Unmentionables".
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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"And they lived happily ever after. With little to no cannibalism."
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"BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" - Walter
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"You're dressed as a chicken! what are you... what are you.... what are you planning on doing dressed as a chicken!?!?!" - Jasper
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"You came all this way to proposition us?". - Ben Finn
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Walter: "Does it ever feel like someone is playing games with you?"
Hero: "All. The time."
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"You said this cemertary would be loads of fun, and its obvious you were just talking bollocks." - Sam/Max
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"I'm going to your mother's for tea... then I'm gonna have HER too." - Gnome
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''You have obtained a pair of.. well, what happened was, you managed to acquire... Benjamina wanted.. Look, you know what you did.'' - Quest Description for "Reaver's Unmentionables".
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Reaver's Unmentionables
''You have obtained a pair of.. well, what happened was, you managed to acquire... Benjamina wanted.. Look, you know what you did.''
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"His name is Clarence, but his friends call him Jimmy" - Walter
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'You're saying our sole motivation -- payment in this case -- exists outside of us. Which is necessarily incompatible with personal freedom. What you're advocating is hard determinism.' ~ merc knocking over the gargoyle statues caravan
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Beaten Fable: TLC 30 times.
Beaten Fable II 33 Times.
Beaten Fable III 19 times.
Proud owner of all Fable 3 DLC, including all preorder bonus weapons.
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You've reached "Chicken Chaser" status.
Reached 10 posts. -
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You're not so bad, I suppose.
Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more! -
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Hello, little Sparrow.
Reached 5 posts. -
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