Oh, no, now I can stalk you! Flee for your life!
Weel, basically, to find where I live head south. If you're in Montgomery, you're not far enough. If you hit Charles or Calvert, you went too far. If you're in Anne Arundel, get the hell back west.
Or, of course, I could always say I'm an irrationally proud native of PG county, "A Liveable Community," to quote the dumbest slogan ever conceived.
And yes, the people who say they dislike MD always say it's boring. I don't agree, but what the hell, maybe I'm boring. Who knows.