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Arseface
Arseface
Now do you believe that Australia's wildlife would beat America's wildlife in a fight?
Walker
Walker
No.
Arseface
Arseface
Alright, what do you have that could beat, say, a saltwater crocodile in a fight.
Walker
Walker
A GRIZZLY BEAR THAT ****ED A POLAR BEAR AND HAD A LITTLE POLAR GRIZZLY CUB AND IS GONNA TEACH IT HOW TO HUNT ON YOUR ****ANT LITTLE CROCODILE'S ASS.
Walker
Walker
I CAN'T WATCH IT BECAUSE I'M IN CLASS AND BECAUSE I ASSUME ANY YOUTUBE LINK GOES SOMEWHERE HORRIBLE.
Arseface
Arseface
Watched it yet?
Walker
Walker
No, what is it?
Arseface
Arseface
Watch it and find out.
Walker
Walker
Arse, that was pretty obviously from Lake Placid. All that proves is that freak toilet-flushed American lake crocodiles beat all others.
Arseface
Arseface
Pretty sure it was a documentary.
Walker
Walker
Exactly! A documentary about the fearsome Northwestern Freshwater Lake Crocodile.
Arseface
Arseface
Our crocodiles are bigger.

Hence: Australia will win.
Walker
Walker
Did you SEE that thing? Waaaay bigger than your little beasties.
Arseface
Arseface
Australian Saltwater Crocodiles are the largest reptiles on Earth. Logically speaking then, they would be larger than that one.
Walker
Walker
Wrong. Mutant Northwestern Freshwater Lake Crocodiles are bigger than anything.
Arseface
Arseface
Not bigger than mutant Australian Saltwater Crocodiles.
Walker
Walker
Arse, don't you know there's no such thing as Australian Saltwater Crocodiles?
Arseface
Arseface
There are Saltwater Crocodiles, and they live in Australia. Explain THAT.
Walker
Walker
They're actually Nile Crocodiles on vacation. There's nothing that's really fun to murder over in Egypt, so they come on over to Australia to get their murder on. True fact. Not very widely known.
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