But I liked Zarkes. ;(
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Quistrix
Zarkes
Well there's a k in it so I guess so. But know THIS Qween, something..something DARK SIDE
Quistrix
I'm sorry but my heart belongs to Zarkes. Things can never be the same. *stares off into the distance*
Zarkes
Nothing has changed that wasn't already the case yesterday, my princess.
Quistrix
We both know you'll just change it when I'm not looking. 
Zarkes
yes, I have that power.
Quistrix
But what about my Zarkes tattoo!?
Zarkes
You have no idea how much I want that to be true
Quistrix
It's on my left buttcheek. :3
Zarkes
you're asking for a spanking
Quistrix
Uh oh!
Zarkes
So what happened with you and Gikoku???
Quistrix
Well, he just asked me if he could have a spanking from you too.
Zarkes
*Eyebrow raising intensifies You guys swing too?
Quistrix
Well actually I was lying. Could you spank him anyway for lulz?
Zarkes
Nay
Quistrix
Pleeeaaassseee???
Zarkes
lol okay i dont get it??
Quistrix
Don't get what exactly?
Zarkes
this. what is this?