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7 reasons not to mess w/ children
Here are my 4 reasons not to mess with children
there actually jokes:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large animal its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human ; It was physically impossible
The little girl said"When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah"
The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied"Then you ask him"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied " I'm drawing god"
The teacher paused and said " But no one knows what god looks like"
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied "They will in a minuet"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy father and thy mother, she asked
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (The oldest of the family) answered, "Thou shall not kill"
The choldren were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun left a note, and posted it on the apple tray.
"Take ONLY one. God is watching."
Moving further along the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate cookies.
A child had written a note " Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
hope you thought those were good, maybe you can come up w/ ur own child wiseass jokes. ^^
Here are my 4 reasons not to mess with children
there actually jokes:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large animal its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human ; It was physically impossible
The little girl said"When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah"
The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied"Then you ask him"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied " I'm drawing god"
The teacher paused and said " But no one knows what god looks like"
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied "They will in a minuet"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy father and thy mother, she asked
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (The oldest of the family) answered, "Thou shall not kill"
The choldren were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun left a note, and posted it on the apple tray.
"Take ONLY one. God is watching."
Moving further along the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate cookies.
A child had written a note " Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
hope you thought those were good, maybe you can come up w/ ur own child wiseass jokes. ^^
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