ali1238
would you kindly
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Anti jokes
Q: What did the sofa say to the TV?
A: Nothing, the sofa was an inanimate object incapabable of speech or movement and in any case, the TV would not have been able to 'hear' what the sofa was saying, nor recieve it any other level.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
A:She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: A dangerous drug interaction that can result in liver failure, so consult your doctor
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Your mama's so fat that she is at risk for serious health problems. She should really see a doctor, adjust her diet, and start an exercise program.
add your own ones too....if you want. These are a perfect way to **** poeple off
Q: What did the sofa say to the TV?
A: Nothing, the sofa was an inanimate object incapabable of speech or movement and in any case, the TV would not have been able to 'hear' what the sofa was saying, nor recieve it any other level.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
A:She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: A dangerous drug interaction that can result in liver failure, so consult your doctor
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Your mama's so fat that she is at risk for serious health problems. She should really see a doctor, adjust her diet, and start an exercise program.
add your own ones too....if you want. These are a perfect way to **** poeple off
