Best (Imaginary) Invention Ever?

[HobbeBrain]

If you could invent any sort of random gadget, what would it be? Here's mine:

The Un-Difficultiser

It has three settings, Challenge, Hard and Easy, depending on how un-difficult you want everything. After setting that just slam the button and your life will become un-difficultised. Useful for lazy people, like me.

If you could have any kind funky invention, what would it be?

 

[DarkONI]

It's an axe, a magical axe that gives you 30 seconds to run away before it hits you, endlessly.

 

[Rat]

A pair of goggles that fire beams of energy that create various kinds of meat.

Meat Vision.

 

[Shirosaki]

A muzzle for a woman

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

a thought materializer.
you think it, and plug it into your brain. if put in a computer, you can write papers, design programs, even hax.
if not plugged into a computer, then it materializes whatever it is to real life.

 

[D3m190d]

THIS. I have NO idea what I just mashed together, but it's looks hella awesome. '

Seriously, though: I want an LHC at pocket-size.
''Gimma ya moneh!''
''What? You're threatening me with a gun? A gun?!''
''Ye, wadabout it, dude?''
''Well, I got THIS!''
*Shoots proton at nearly the speed of light at attacker*

Or I can just play with it, reproducing a miniature-BigBang over and over again. =D

 

[HobbeBrain]

Heh, sounds good!! I like Cheez's one *shiftyface*