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Tsuyu

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I can barely stand my family living in a huge house, and now we're supposed to get along in a tiny camper?! Madness. I feel like I could go Jack Torrence on them any moment. The mobile broadband is slow as hell, too.

Also I have a mosquito bite on the shaft of my weiner.

I'd rather not go into further details about how I got it.
 
Try sharing a tent with what sounds like a blue whale. I've always figured my mum was some form of farm animal but after sharing a tent with her for two nights... I've never been more convinced. What with the snoring... and the farting.

GAH

WHY

I USED TO HAVE NOSTRIL HAIR

BUT NOT NOW

She wasn't even the only problem, there was some guy singing American Pie on his guitar(badly) in a tent not too far away from ours.

Why, humanity, why? Why make me hate you so?
 
Camping is good when YOU choose to do it. I've studied it and had it as a job too. It can be super sh*t when you have to do it as work and you get annoying little teenagers who keep you up and you want to sleep, so you take down there tent with them in it and tell them to shut the **** up.

Yeeee, camping!
 
queenofdisco said:
She wasn't even the only problem, there was some guy singing American Pie on his guitar(badly) in a tent not too far away from ours.

Why, humanity, why? Why make me hate you so?
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ScareCrowReturn said:
It can be super sh*t when you have to do it as work and you get annoying little teenagers who keep you up and you want to sleep, so you take down there tent with them in it and tell them to shut the f*** up.

Yeeee, camping!
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Yeah festivals come to mind with the young teenagers who try and stay awake for days at a time drinking and making as much noise as possible until the early hours. Then they miss all the bands because they sleep for the entire day then only wake to annoy all the people who watched the bands and drank all day, in the night.
 
Try camping at a folk festival with your father who is wearing see-through tights and singing loudly and badly. And everyone else is dressed like some sort of druid, clutching bunches of lavender or great big gnarled staffs of wood and occasionally yelling hey nonny nonny.
 
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Angel said:
Try camping at a folk festival with your father who is wearing see-through tights and singing loudly and badly. And everyone else is dressed like some sort of druid, clutching bunches of lavender or great big gnarled staffs of wood and occasionally yelling hey nonny nonny.
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Sounds like Tsuyu's arrange orgys that we have every thursday night
 
Walker's being a competitive prick again: I love camping, never been with my family, but every vacation for the last 22 years has involved all six of us in one hotel room snoring, farting, sharing beds, and talking in our sleep.

Camping couldn't be worse than that.

Also, you think a mosquito bite on your dick is bad? Try poison ivy.
 
Take beer, condoms, Vaseline, crayons & pictionary and it'll be a grand trip. Eithet that or just stay naked the entire trip that way no one ill bother you.! Except when you're cooking squirrel you need to at least wear an apron then, hurts mah bellies and sets mah hairs on fires.

also make sure you don't wee on a hill that is near anyones tent, trust me your not gonna have a good time if you do that.

Asidee from that make sure you don't acciendetally camp in a caravan area as I can never get to sleep with all the honking and whatnot.
 
Camping is one of those things that can be absolutely horrible one time and be super awesome another. The last good camping trip I went on was for my friend's 18th birthday during our final year of high school. We drove to Santa Cruz (it's a really awesome woodsy place a little south of the SF Bay Area on the beach) over spring break and camped there for a night. We hung out on the beach, walked around town a little, and got lunch. Then we got to our camp site, part of which overlooked the ocean from this huge cliff. We set up camp, and later that evening, we broke out the beers and cooked some small pizzas over our fire. Even though we weren't quite hammered yet when we were eating those pizzas, they were still some of the most delicious pizzas we've ever had.

On the other hand, around the end of last month, my friends and I took another trip to Santa Cruz, except this one sucked. I was told everything had been planned out, but that was not the case. We got there way too late in the day, and we had no camp site reservation and no alcohol. We were forced to venture into the woods and set up our two tiny tents in the dark, and we couldn't even find big enough flat spots for them, so it was extremely uncomfortable, especially considering I was crammed into a two-person tent with two other people. Oh, also...

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also make sure you don't wee on a hill that is near anyones tent, trust me your not gonna have a good time if you do that.
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this almost happened, but my friend fell down the hill and ****ed on himself instead.

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Tsuyu said:
Also I have a mosquito bite on the shaft of my weiner.

I'd rather not go into further details about how I got it.
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Abusing the mosquito's ability to suck most likely.
 
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