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Community Spotlight v.3: Tsuyu
Guess what? Your reason to love Wednesday night is back again and sexier than ever… It’s time for this week’s edition of the projectego.net Community Spotlight!
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and apparently, as I am not a man, I am a mouse this week. Plans for this feature did not go as expected, but with quick thinking and an obedient slave, who was very good I might add, all has been set right again.
What does all this mean? Likely, nothing. All you need to know is that my leering gaze has tonight fell upon the self proclaimed pervert, the S&M himself… our beloved Super Moderator, the one and only Tsuyu.
Let's watch the magic unfold...
Hexadecimal: Hey Tsuyu, …are you busy tonight? I got stood up for my community spotlight... and now I'm desperate for someone to do... …would you be... up... for it?
Tsuyu: Well Mistress if you are looking for someone to ...do... so desperately, I guess you could....do....me.
Hexadecimal: Ok then, Tsuyu... Let's get right down to business then, shall we?
What brought you to our sexy community? It was for the chicks, wasn't it? You can tell me...
Tsuyu: If I had known by that time what a delicious bunch of female users we have now that could be very true.
Heh, the truth is unfortunately far from it. I actually did a quick Google-search of the location of the 30 Silver Keys and ended up here as I was quite impressed by the info about the Keys as well as all the Legendary Weapons. I used the site as a guide for a while before I finally got the urge to register to the forums.
Hexadecimal: I see... so you used us to fulfill your needs for a while before finally committing... I expected as much...
Well, it seems shortly after joining you became our much exalted Super Moderator... how did that come about and how have you enjoyed your new super powers? ... I certainly hope you've been using them only for evil...
Tsuyu: Well, my rise to power actually came a few weeks or so after joining if I remember correctly, not instantly. It wasn't after I had shown vast amounts of (Don't laugh!) "maturity" that they offered me the spot.
As for my super-duper powers...well, I'd have to say that they are more in the service of chaos than evil. As we have a relatively quiet forum there isn't much need of crowd-control on my part (Which I got to say both me and my 12-gauge shotgun are quite disappointed with at times). I often end up using my powers to spread confusion by doing stuff like accidentally edit someone's post when I meant to quote it...but don't tell Steve that...
Hexadecimal: Oh don't worry... he wont be hearing it from Me...
Sorry we can't be rowdier for you... I'll try and evoke more naughty behaviour for you in the future... I would like to see you play with your gun...
Maturity eh? Speaking of your vast amounts of maturity, you're known as the community's professional pervert... how does one gain such a title? And how do you live up to it on such a constant basis? ...Is it hard? is there... stiff... competition?
Tsuyu: The title actually came from my class in school. We are a bunch of about 20 guys and 2 girls which already have...companionship, so we guys get kind of lonely. So with the high levels of teenage male hormones as well as the access of the intrawebs and a school-sponsored laptop it would seem only natural for us to accumulate(Yes, I know big words!) vast amounts of "adult material" on our laptops and as everyone knows, ...size... matters. The guy with the biggest...load... will be, well... you Americanized fellows might say class president. So out of 20 perverts I am the most professional one, hence the title, and with 20 of us you bet there is...stiff..competition, as you've mentioned Hex.
Hexadecimal: ... Interesting... to say the least...
Well, as you've mentioned you're a student, do you care to elaborate on your particular field of study? Where do you see yourself heading? What does the future have in store for Tsuyu?
Tsuyu: Well, basicly it is computer related...stuff. We study a bit of this, and a bit of that, but the focus of the whole is programming. The base of this choice was probably what every gaming fanboi's dreams of: Making computer games. However, I realize that the chances of my dream actually comming true are horribly ...non-existing, as Sweden has a very.. limited market for that. Actually, to my knowledege it is non-existant. But who knows, perhaps I'll move out of this backwater country some day and....
As for dreams, I've had one for ages really. It involves me getting stinky rich for some reason and buying this big fat mansion somewhere. Within I would have the top of the notch computer, of course. My basic needs would be taken care of girls in hot maid uniforms. They'd cook, clean and all that as well as...other services.
Hexadecimal: And such humble dreams they are...
What type of games would you make if you could then? What are your favourite games? And what do you love most about gaming in general?... other than the gamer chicks, of course...
Tsuyu: Lets see...uhm yes, the gamer chicks of course!
Oh wait...
What sort of official would I be if I didn't say Fable is one of my favourites? I tell you, a bad one! But alas, Fable is not my all-time favourite. I'd have to say that would be Baldur's Gate II - it is just such a epic dungeons and dragons adventure. By the time I bought it, which was a fair amount of years ago, it was on an impressive nine CDs, so it is a rather large game.
I think I play games for the same reason most people do: The experience. Bust out a shotgun and blow some heads off - that isn't something you can do in real life (If you are not totally unaware of the consequences...), or you can be the great Hero and save the world! RPGs, more than any other games genre lets you "be" someone or something different.
I have actually written a "Asteroids"-type of arcade game in Java already... But if I had the capability to create something more advanced I'd probably do some roleplaying game.
Hexadecimal: So, a fellow Bioware fan then, eh? mmm... Bioware... very nice to hear.
Well, I guess for my final question, I just want to know if you have anything else you'd care to share with everyone? Something I didn't touch on... but you were dying to mention?
Tsuyu: Hmm...final words eh? Well...I guess should mention that I was happy to participate in this little thing of yours Hex, and that I didn't freak the rest of you out.
…too much....
Hexadecimal: well, thank you very much, Tsuyu... you were an absolute pleasure as always...
Tsuyu: Doing my best, Mistress...now if you excuse me, I am off to bed. It's half-past midnight here and I got an early morning....
Ta-da! Who would have thought that Tsuyu would turn out to be even dirtier than we ever dreamed possible? The majesty that is our sordid community is truly breathtaking... or just breathing heavily...
In any case, I must once again extend my thanks to Tsuyu for stepping into the hot seat with me this week and I invite you all to join me in seeing my evil plans come to fruition in next week's Community Spotlight.
Guess what? Your reason to love Wednesday night is back again and sexier than ever… It’s time for this week’s edition of the projectego.net Community Spotlight!
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and apparently, as I am not a man, I am a mouse this week. Plans for this feature did not go as expected, but with quick thinking and an obedient slave, who was very good I might add, all has been set right again.
What does all this mean? Likely, nothing. All you need to know is that my leering gaze has tonight fell upon the self proclaimed pervert, the S&M himself… our beloved Super Moderator, the one and only Tsuyu.
Let's watch the magic unfold...
Hexadecimal: Hey Tsuyu, …are you busy tonight? I got stood up for my community spotlight... and now I'm desperate for someone to do... …would you be... up... for it?
Tsuyu: Well Mistress if you are looking for someone to ...do... so desperately, I guess you could....do....me.
Hexadecimal: Ok then, Tsuyu... Let's get right down to business then, shall we?
What brought you to our sexy community? It was for the chicks, wasn't it? You can tell me...
Tsuyu: If I had known by that time what a delicious bunch of female users we have now that could be very true.
Heh, the truth is unfortunately far from it. I actually did a quick Google-search of the location of the 30 Silver Keys and ended up here as I was quite impressed by the info about the Keys as well as all the Legendary Weapons. I used the site as a guide for a while before I finally got the urge to register to the forums.
Hexadecimal: I see... so you used us to fulfill your needs for a while before finally committing... I expected as much...
Well, it seems shortly after joining you became our much exalted Super Moderator... how did that come about and how have you enjoyed your new super powers? ... I certainly hope you've been using them only for evil...
Tsuyu: Well, my rise to power actually came a few weeks or so after joining if I remember correctly, not instantly. It wasn't after I had shown vast amounts of (Don't laugh!) "maturity" that they offered me the spot.
As for my super-duper powers...well, I'd have to say that they are more in the service of chaos than evil. As we have a relatively quiet forum there isn't much need of crowd-control on my part (Which I got to say both me and my 12-gauge shotgun are quite disappointed with at times). I often end up using my powers to spread confusion by doing stuff like accidentally edit someone's post when I meant to quote it...but don't tell Steve that...
Hexadecimal: Oh don't worry... he wont be hearing it from Me...
Sorry we can't be rowdier for you... I'll try and evoke more naughty behaviour for you in the future... I would like to see you play with your gun...
Maturity eh? Speaking of your vast amounts of maturity, you're known as the community's professional pervert... how does one gain such a title? And how do you live up to it on such a constant basis? ...Is it hard? is there... stiff... competition?
Tsuyu: The title actually came from my class in school. We are a bunch of about 20 guys and 2 girls which already have...companionship, so we guys get kind of lonely. So with the high levels of teenage male hormones as well as the access of the intrawebs and a school-sponsored laptop it would seem only natural for us to accumulate(Yes, I know big words!) vast amounts of "adult material" on our laptops and as everyone knows, ...size... matters. The guy with the biggest...load... will be, well... you Americanized fellows might say class president. So out of 20 perverts I am the most professional one, hence the title, and with 20 of us you bet there is...stiff..competition, as you've mentioned Hex.
Hexadecimal: ... Interesting... to say the least...
Well, as you've mentioned you're a student, do you care to elaborate on your particular field of study? Where do you see yourself heading? What does the future have in store for Tsuyu?
Tsuyu: Well, basicly it is computer related...stuff. We study a bit of this, and a bit of that, but the focus of the whole is programming. The base of this choice was probably what every gaming fanboi's dreams of: Making computer games. However, I realize that the chances of my dream actually comming true are horribly ...non-existing, as Sweden has a very.. limited market for that. Actually, to my knowledege it is non-existant. But who knows, perhaps I'll move out of this backwater country some day and....
As for dreams, I've had one for ages really. It involves me getting stinky rich for some reason and buying this big fat mansion somewhere. Within I would have the top of the notch computer, of course. My basic needs would be taken care of girls in hot maid uniforms. They'd cook, clean and all that as well as...other services.
Hexadecimal: And such humble dreams they are...
What type of games would you make if you could then? What are your favourite games? And what do you love most about gaming in general?... other than the gamer chicks, of course...
Tsuyu: Lets see...uhm yes, the gamer chicks of course!
Oh wait...
What sort of official would I be if I didn't say Fable is one of my favourites? I tell you, a bad one! But alas, Fable is not my all-time favourite. I'd have to say that would be Baldur's Gate II - it is just such a epic dungeons and dragons adventure. By the time I bought it, which was a fair amount of years ago, it was on an impressive nine CDs, so it is a rather large game.
I think I play games for the same reason most people do: The experience. Bust out a shotgun and blow some heads off - that isn't something you can do in real life (If you are not totally unaware of the consequences...), or you can be the great Hero and save the world! RPGs, more than any other games genre lets you "be" someone or something different.
I have actually written a "Asteroids"-type of arcade game in Java already... But if I had the capability to create something more advanced I'd probably do some roleplaying game.
Hexadecimal: So, a fellow Bioware fan then, eh? mmm... Bioware... very nice to hear.
Well, I guess for my final question, I just want to know if you have anything else you'd care to share with everyone? Something I didn't touch on... but you were dying to mention?
Tsuyu: Hmm...final words eh? Well...I guess should mention that I was happy to participate in this little thing of yours Hex, and that I didn't freak the rest of you out.
…too much....
Hexadecimal: well, thank you very much, Tsuyu... you were an absolute pleasure as always...
Tsuyu: Doing my best, Mistress...now if you excuse me, I am off to bed. It's half-past midnight here and I got an early morning....
Ta-da! Who would have thought that Tsuyu would turn out to be even dirtier than we ever dreamed possible? The majesty that is our sordid community is truly breathtaking... or just breathing heavily...
In any case, I must once again extend my thanks to Tsuyu for stepping into the hot seat with me this week and I invite you all to join me in seeing my evil plans come to fruition in next week's Community Spotlight.
