dating advice

[xshadowx]

dating advice

sorry for the barrage of questions but i need to know some stuff...

can you marry multiple people at once?
how do you divorce?
can you move with your wife from one town to another? or to a different house for that matter?
how do you take your wife to bed?
can you go a round in the sack in any bed any where?
can you have sexual relations with anyone besides your wife?
how do you get married to shop keepers? specifically the barber in bowerstone south.

thanks for takin the time to read all my ignorant questions, and thanks for taking the time to answer them

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: dating advice

sorry for the barrage of questions but i need to know some stuff...

can you marry multiple people at once?

yes... but not in the same town

how do you divorce?

easiest way is to either ignore your wife so she leaves you or beat her... or you could just kill her

can you move with your wife from one town to another? or to a different house for that matter?

no... but you can get a different wife in each town, and with so many duplicates of the same woman among the characters, you could marry one of the same woman in each town and pretend they're all the same woman if you wanted to =]
and you can't move houses

how do you take your wife to bed?

same as in real life :lol:
sweet talk her, act generally manly and impressive with heroic poses and whatnot, maybe give her something nice and wait till you can tell she's in the mood... in this case by turning green... not quite how I do it, but chicks are a bit different in Albion...

can you go a round in the sack in any bed any where?

not really... you have to be either with your wife or one of the whores... and your wives will only do it in your bridal home and the whores only do it in the brothel...

can you have sexual relations with anyone besides your wife?

yes... your husband :lol:

how do you get married to shop keepers? specifically the barber in bowerstone south.

same as you do to anyone else

thanks for takin the time to read all my ignorant questions, and thanks for taking the time to answer them

that's what we're here for

 

[xshadowx]

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yeah i was wondering though, i gave the barber in bowerstone a weddng ring, but when i talk to her it says "wuld you like to trade" instead of "do you want to marry me" how do i get around this? one more thing also, im 60 years old and still a virgin, so im just gunna spit back the information you gave me just to see if im right. you act flirty and manly in front of your wife while your standing next to the bed, and when she turns green you talk to her and shell ask you to bone? does this have to be at night?and by the way, thank you so much for the help.

 

[Hexadecimal]

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with the barber, do you have another wife in that town already? did you wait for her to get the gold ring over her head before you gave her the ring? and do you own a house there yet?

well... your wife or husband wont ask you to "bone" :lol:
they'll ask if you'd like to come to bed

and if you're that desperate, why not just go to the prostitutes in the bordello?

 

[Triz]

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Make sure you have your attentive-ness up. An easy way to have sex is get naked and make her fellow you to your bed. Start to pose and flit. She will say,"I want to go to bed, care to join me?". Talk to her and say yes. The screen will go black and you will hear the noise that your parents make when they made you. :lol: lol. There, you ***. Done.

 

[Amanda]

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Where is the Brothel? I have gotten to the point where I'm opening some kind of oracle after I put the heart at that light house in Hook Coast. I have yet to find a brothel. Is it in some town I haven't opened up yet?

 

[Hexadecimal]

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Where is the Brothel? I have gotten to the point where I'm opening some kind of oracle after I put the heart at that light house in Hook Coast. I have yet to find a brothel. Is it in some town I haven't opened up yet?

it's in Darkwood

 

[Sephiroxas]

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yeah i was wondering though, i gave the barber in bowerstone a weddng ring, but when i talk to her it says "wuld you like to trade" instead of "do you want to marry me" how do i get around this? one more thing also, im 60 years old and still a virgin, so im just gunna spit back the information you gave me just to see if im right. you act flirty and manly in front of your wife while your standing next to the bed, and when she turns green you talk to her and shell ask you to bone? does this have to be at night?and by the way, thank you so much for the help.

That one was tricky, you have to break into her house at night and talk to her before she calls the guards on you. At least that's the way I did it. :lol:

 

[HodgePodge]

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Just wait till the guard says "Shops are now closing" then ask her.

 

[Tsuyu]

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The Bordello is all I'd ever need anyway.

Hedwig -> All other female NPCs in the game.

'nuff said.

 

[Amanda]

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Yeah, why waste time coaxing your wife into bed when you could get sex from 6 different women at the drop of a hat?

 

[Albion Knight]

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Just be yourself. Try to find something that you think she will enjoy but make sure you'll like it too. If your not having fun you won't be fun and ... Oh you meant in Fable... Never mind

 

[Amanda]

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Just be yourself. Try to find something that you think she will enjoy but make sure you'll like it too. If your not having fun you won't be fun and ... Oh you meant in Fable... Never mind

Oh, don't you worry. I think I have the real life wife thing down!

 

[andythegill]

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for men: act kind and trusting and loving. when you've faked that, YOUR IN.

for women: fake orgasms it make us men feel better inside just a little and if they ask, pretend your asleep.
no idea where i got them from but... this is for fable isn't it, i didn't read the thread

 

[Negabin]

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i didn't need to read that.d'you know lil'uns play fable too?oh,you probably think we're too doomb and schoopid huh?well'i lik'a see u be a smart'un urshelf.=D not really,but being not very older than 13,i have the attention span of a...oo!a birdy!

 

[Sephiroxas]

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i didn't need to read that.d'you know lil'uns play fable too?oh,you probably think we're too doomb and schoopid huh?well'i lik'a see u be a smart'un urshelf.=D not really,but being not very older than 13,i have the attention span of a...oo!a birdy!

Insults are not helpful. Telling someone they're "doomb and schoopid" Isn't the best thing to do on a forum.

 

[KaveX]

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i didn't need to read that.d'you know lil'uns play fable too?oh,you probably think we're too doomb and schoopid huh?well'i lik'a see u be a smart'un urshelf.=D not really,but being not very older than 13,i have the attention span of a...oo!a birdy!

Are you trying to act Stupid? Or old... like a gay 'human oracle' :noexpression:

 

[Hexadecimal]

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i didn't need to read that.d'you know lil'uns play fable too?oh,you probably think we're too doomb and schoopid huh?well'i lik'a see u be a smart'un urshelf.=D not really,but being not very older than 13,i have the attention span of a...oo!a birdy!

ummm... I really didn't understand half of what you said due to it not really being Egnlish, but nobody's calling anyone anything... and none of that had anything to do with the thread itself, which is on dating in Fable, and as you have already been told countless times today now by the Staff, reviving a thread that is 3 weeks old for no reason other than to spam is a violation of the rules... please stop, or an infraction may be on its way

 

[Walker]

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By the by-- I could have SWORN that you could move your wife from one village to another. Well, assuming that you're moving from Oakvale to Bowerstone and back, and that you own a house in both places.

Wait, let me rephrase that. I KNOW you can move a wife from Bowerstone to Oakvale. I know because I married a Heroes Guild chick; moved to Bowerstone South; listened to her ***** about the crappy house; then got her to follow me and ran through Lookout Point, Greatwood, Darkwood, and Barrow Fields to Oakvale where we moved into that marital house and she stopped whining. So long as you don't try teleporting with her, you can take her wherever you want.

 

[Gikoku]

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easiest way is to either ignore your wife so she leaves you or beat her... or you could just kill her

Good Lord!