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Every Romance Movie you'll ever see in a nutshell
This thread is for those who don't want to see anymore romance/comedy romance/thriller romance/loser-guy gets fine babe romance movies. So if anyone ever says lets see so and so movie you can refer them to this thread and tell them they never have to see anymore shi*ty romance movies ever again.
Opening scene shows guy talking to friends about some goal or problem in his life. These people are always high school students or middle aged(30-40). As he talks to his friend the main "hottie" walks by and is spotted by the main characters counter part(friend). He says "Wow, check her out!" then the main character says either "Yeah, thats (insert name here) she just moved here." or "Oh thats (insert name here) shes the most popular girl in the school." Skip forward 45 minutes and the main girl has just found her boyfriend knocking boots with her best friend or some skank. As she storms out the boyfriend says the classic line "I can explain" but she refuses to listen. As she storms out of the party she is spotted by our good friend mr. main character. He tries to catch up with here but she speeds off into the night needing time to think. The next week our main character gets together with the main woman in the story and they begin a quick and speedy romance which is questioned by all their friends and peers. Now toward the end the main character is about to be bamboozled by his newfound girlfriends ex so he looks like the badguy and the ex is taken back. Upon the resolution of the story the newly taken back ex gets his ass-whooped byour main character and once again the girl is his. He stands victor and we all walk away from the movie with another stereotypical image of love etched in our brain and our wallet $7.50 lighter. These movies lack two characters, cohesion snd transition and without these the plotline is crappy and boring.
Postscript: If your a dude and actually reply to this thread with additional information about the topic you need to grow some balls(literally and figuratively).
This thread is for those who don't want to see anymore romance/comedy romance/thriller romance/loser-guy gets fine babe romance movies. So if anyone ever says lets see so and so movie you can refer them to this thread and tell them they never have to see anymore shi*ty romance movies ever again.
Opening scene shows guy talking to friends about some goal or problem in his life. These people are always high school students or middle aged(30-40). As he talks to his friend the main "hottie" walks by and is spotted by the main characters counter part(friend). He says "Wow, check her out!" then the main character says either "Yeah, thats (insert name here) she just moved here." or "Oh thats (insert name here) shes the most popular girl in the school." Skip forward 45 minutes and the main girl has just found her boyfriend knocking boots with her best friend or some skank. As she storms out the boyfriend says the classic line "I can explain" but she refuses to listen. As she storms out of the party she is spotted by our good friend mr. main character. He tries to catch up with here but she speeds off into the night needing time to think. The next week our main character gets together with the main woman in the story and they begin a quick and speedy romance which is questioned by all their friends and peers. Now toward the end the main character is about to be bamboozled by his newfound girlfriends ex so he looks like the badguy and the ex is taken back. Upon the resolution of the story the newly taken back ex gets his ass-whooped byour main character and once again the girl is his. He stands victor and we all walk away from the movie with another stereotypical image of love etched in our brain and our wallet $7.50 lighter. These movies lack two characters, cohesion snd transition and without these the plotline is crappy and boring.
Postscript: If your a dude and actually reply to this thread with additional information about the topic you need to grow some balls(literally and figuratively).
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. Apparently people with more money than sense pay throught the nose for Russian people's hair. It's actually a very sad and pitiful trade that ought to be banned.