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Fable 2 quotes, references & funny item descriptions
Hi, and welcome to my list of fable 2 quotes and references.
I will update often with my latest quotes, references and descriptions.
Quotes:
"My big brother says that role playing games are rubbish!"
Reaver while fighting the great shard:"It's making more soldiers! Surely, that's cheating!"
"Am I allowed to bet my soul?"
Murrey in Crucible: "You can feel his will from up here!" Mad Dog: "Murrey your eyebrows are on fire..." Murrey: "Ahhh yes, so they are.
Murgo: "This mirror will make you beautiful. Remember though it only works in Complete darkness."
References:
"You should try the Jack of blades cocktail. They don't make it with razor blades anymore, thank goodness." Reference to the villain of fable 1: Jack of blades.
Beetle Facehugger: Reference to Alien film series or Half-Life, where the aliens are called Facehuggers.
Item descriptions:
Condom: "Avoid unwanted pregnancies andd sexually transmitted diseases with this fetching sheath, made only from the best animal intestines."
Mudbrick Chocolate:"Well, it's brown, but that doesnt necessarily mean its chocolate. Still, at least it's sweet. In an unusual and repugnent way."
Shard Shard:"Since the large Shard you chipped this off was itself just a piece of a much larger structure, you might even call it a Shard Shard Shard."
Table wine:"Hints of vanilla, touches of oak and whispers of fruity jam are purley imaginary in this bog-standard claret."
Quality Banana Juice:"Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details-- this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious."
Any Port in a Storm: "Surprise, it's port."
Classy claret: "One would be able to detect hints of raspberry, honeydew and marmoset with one's nose, if one was a pompous ass."
Revelatory Beef Jerky: "Cured with the finest salts and aged in rosewood casks guarded by monks who have taken vows of jerky abstinence."
Java Dye: No Java were harmed in the making of this dye. Made from crushed squirrels.
I hope you like them so far more will be added soon.
Thanks to:
-White Knight
Hi, and welcome to my list of fable 2 quotes and references.
I will update often with my latest quotes, references and descriptions.
Quotes:
"My big brother says that role playing games are rubbish!"
Reaver while fighting the great shard:"It's making more soldiers! Surely, that's cheating!"
"Am I allowed to bet my soul?"
Murrey in Crucible: "You can feel his will from up here!" Mad Dog: "Murrey your eyebrows are on fire..." Murrey: "Ahhh yes, so they are.
Murgo: "This mirror will make you beautiful. Remember though it only works in Complete darkness."
References:
"You should try the Jack of blades cocktail. They don't make it with razor blades anymore, thank goodness." Reference to the villain of fable 1: Jack of blades.
Beetle Facehugger: Reference to Alien film series or Half-Life, where the aliens are called Facehuggers.
Item descriptions:
Condom: "Avoid unwanted pregnancies andd sexually transmitted diseases with this fetching sheath, made only from the best animal intestines."
Mudbrick Chocolate:"Well, it's brown, but that doesnt necessarily mean its chocolate. Still, at least it's sweet. In an unusual and repugnent way."
Shard Shard:"Since the large Shard you chipped this off was itself just a piece of a much larger structure, you might even call it a Shard Shard Shard."
Table wine:"Hints of vanilla, touches of oak and whispers of fruity jam are purley imaginary in this bog-standard claret."
Quality Banana Juice:"Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details-- this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious."
Any Port in a Storm: "Surprise, it's port."
Classy claret: "One would be able to detect hints of raspberry, honeydew and marmoset with one's nose, if one was a pompous ass."
Revelatory Beef Jerky: "Cured with the finest salts and aged in rosewood casks guarded by monks who have taken vows of jerky abstinence."
Java Dye: No Java were harmed in the making of this dye. Made from crushed squirrels.
I hope you like them so far more will be added soon.
Thanks to:
-White Knight
