Fable II Funnys

[Mad Money Z]

Fable II Funnys

Ok I have no idea it theres already a thread about this... BUT... I'll make one anyway!
A thread about all the funny stuff that is in Fable II like funny things that are from other games, life, books, movies, or something you thought was funny!
I just think its a good idea for this to happen bkuz theres alot of funny stuff that people have no clue about!

So just post ANYTHING you think is funny!

Hope you have a good laugh!^_^

 

[tjbyrum1]

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A guard I killed said "It's Just a Flesh Wound!"

On the loading it states "Smashing barrels and crates can be some good fun, but you don't think someone would really hide valuables in them do you?" In Fable I, Crates and Barrels always had something in them.

On the loading screen it stated the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster and inscribed "Your Health is Low" on his forehead.

A store in Bloodstone is named "Your Health is Low".

The Cultists have a Friday Night Poker Game.

Oh yeah. Reaver is gay.

 

[Mad Money Z]

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Lol!! The only one that i know of is, In Bowerstone Market top floor of the Furniture store the closets the one on the far right if you use it, it says
"No winter wonderland in here!"

 

[Evan]

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^really?!!? i didnt know that. i find it funny that me and lady grey(the whitest person in the game) had a black child. i also find a lot of the sex dialogues funny

 

[goatfeasters]

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When you sacrifice a Temple of Light monk at the Temple of Shadows, the guy says "You sure made light work of him."

The info for the Montoya Genius Dye (think thats the name) is something like "This is the Montoya flower. You have crushed its petals. Prepare to dye."

 

[Fenrir]

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I shot a womans husband right in front of her and she responded, "How'd you ever get so damn sexy?"

 

[goatfeasters]

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I shot a womans husband right in front of her and she responded, "How'd you ever get so damn sexy?"

Hahahaha!! Thats awsome!!

 

[Fenrir]

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The info for the Montoya Genius Dye (think thats the name) is something like "This is the Montoya flower. You have crushed its petals. Prepare to dye."

Swarthy Revenge Indigo dye. I found this to be extra funny as I knew what the reference was. "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." Princess Bride- romantic comedy.

 

[avirex21]

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my dog ****ing on a villager while it wqas petting it

 

[Evan]

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Lol!! The only one that i know of is, In Bowerstone Market top floor of the Furniture store the closets the one on the far right if you use it, it says
"No winter wonderland in here!"

i tried ot find it but i couldnt

 

[goatfeasters]

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Swarthy Revenge Indigo dye. I found this to be extra funny as I knew what the reference was. "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." Princess Bride- romantic comedy.

I know, Cary Elwes is awsome!!!

 

[Karmasb!ch]

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idk if this is a known glitch but when i loaded the game i saw a butt load of people leaving the tavern in bowerstone then i notice chairs sticking out of there bodies then the just kept coming chairs flailing everywhere it was and intresting thing to witness