HobbeBrain;379386 said::'(
No, I can't take it! I'm going to write my suicide note and JUMP!
My Suicide Note
I, Hobbe Brain, is (wait, should that be 'am'? I, Hobbe Brain, am writing... no, that doesn't work. Anyway.) dividing my riches (ppffffffftttt....) equally among all the people on this forum on my friends list. Holy Warrior, you can have my peanut collection, I'll send it on a plane to California, or at least I'll get someone else to do it for me, coz I'll be dead. Daemon300, I'll give you my sisters douche gel, you were always a bit of a douche yourself when we were fighting over the 'Last person to reply wins' thread.
Dark Drakan, well, for him I'll pinch some beer from my dads' fridge, Angel is already in my fridj eatin my foodz so they can have whatever is worth having in their. Arc Caster, I'll give you my roleplay on a USB stick so you can sell it for £10,000. CheezMcNASTY, I dunno, you can have some cheez, Dracelix can have my Fable II fund (£30, in the vain hope it would come out on PC), droded, well, you're awesome already, I guess I could name my cats new kitten after you (yes, my cat actually has just had a new kitten. Pity I'll never be around to see it grow into a cat :'(). Evan, you can have my Fable TLC disc. I'm sorry it's so lame, but I suddenly remembered you now and hadto add something.
That's about it, I may have left out some people, I guess of the rest of you can fight over my collection of Godzilla movies (1954 - 2004). I don't know how to end a suicide note, so I'll just stop typing.
The End.