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Fable reveiw.(not really,just for giggles)
so i'll be reveiwing fable,a game thats all about choices,but most of the time it ends up with good or evil,of course i chose to be the most malevolent basterd the world has ever seen,when i tried to be a magic user to end up looking like ming the merciless,i found out the beginner spells were ****-crap so i ended up having to kill stuff with my sword,so the game dubbed me a spellwarrior,wich made me feel like an in-decisive prik.i learned to be evil,you had to grow a big moustache,draw all over my face and backhand everyone i see.
about halfway trough,i learned a spell called evil pentagram soul suck horror.wich was so bloody powerful the game was relatively easy.
i had so much money i bought 3 houses and had enough left over to buy every health potion in the district!at the final boss,he wouldn't stay down long enough for my stupidly powerfull spell to work,so i had to wack him over the head with my sword while he chewed at my legs but i had so many health potions i could basically drip feed myself with it!once i popped his scaley clogs i had enough health potionto throw a health potion keg party.but i hated how i was so evil but they all expected me to kill the evil boss but acted suprised when i decided to join him instead!
i also got tired of every other reveiwer acting like it gave you free blowjobs and pudding!!
by yahtzee croshaw
so i'll be reveiwing fable,a game thats all about choices,but most of the time it ends up with good or evil,of course i chose to be the most malevolent basterd the world has ever seen,when i tried to be a magic user to end up looking like ming the merciless,i found out the beginner spells were ****-crap so i ended up having to kill stuff with my sword,so the game dubbed me a spellwarrior,wich made me feel like an in-decisive prik.i learned to be evil,you had to grow a big moustache,draw all over my face and backhand everyone i see.
about halfway trough,i learned a spell called evil pentagram soul suck horror.wich was so bloody powerful the game was relatively easy.
i had so much money i bought 3 houses and had enough left over to buy every health potion in the district!at the final boss,he wouldn't stay down long enough for my stupidly powerfull spell to work,so i had to wack him over the head with my sword while he chewed at my legs but i had so many health potions i could basically drip feed myself with it!once i popped his scaley clogs i had enough health potionto throw a health potion keg party.but i hated how i was so evil but they all expected me to kill the evil boss but acted suprised when i decided to join him instead!
i also got tired of every other reveiwer acting like it gave you free blowjobs and pudding!!
by yahtzee croshaw
