Funniest Experience So Far?

[Tymolus]

Funniest Experience So Far?

Ok! Hopefully this thread will be a big'un! Just post your funniest story from your own gaming experience so far! I'll start and whenever something funnier happens to me I'll post it, and same to you guys, keep 'em coming!!

THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!

Ok - the funniest thing that's happened to me so far is my first (and so far only) proposal! Well I had just finished the party animal achievement and there were some drunks following me around. I led this girl to the beach-like area at night and 2 villagers followed. We were all drunk and I proposed to her in front of cheering drunks! lol I know I posted this story in another thread though, sorry for the double post. Ok and it's not that funny but I'll add a funnier one probably tomorrow :lol:

YOUR TURN!

 

[NateMio]

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The funniest thing happend to me was i dont have the game yet HUHUHUUHUHUHUUH ;__;

 

[Darkside Hazuki]

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Some of the in-game text is just funny as hell, and I'll start cracking up. Like the "Hoptimus Prime" drink.

This game reminds me so much of the Discworld series.

 

[NateMio]

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^ i hope you didn't drink it :O! you trade it for a lazoooor beam gun :O!

 

[Specter777]

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Funniest experience yet?

I was in my house after the voice in the background said "The time is....LATE!" then I saw this guy come up my stairs with a heart over his head, so I shot him in the back. I mean after all, HE was trespassing right? Wrong, I was charged with attempted murder and had to serve community service. :lol:

 

[McFroger3]

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this wouldnt be the case in texas!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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i went into bowerstone and for the first time a crowd of people met me to ask for autographs...well i didn't really know how to give an autograph so while i was playing around with the buttons i accidently cast slow time and all the little kids ran away screaming :lol:

 

[lostinspace]

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I had just married my wife and bought a house. My fan club had also followed me in the house and i accidentally the fart button and a mushroom cloud of green gas filled a room and sound like a big explosion.. after the funk had cleared everyone had ran out the house and my wife somehow ended up dazed on the ground!!!! hmmmmmmmmm i wonder why lol:lol:

 

[fable4life]

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this wouldnt be the case in texas!

i live in dallas, tx and yep thats legal in this state. And anyone walking up my stairs with a heart i will shoot. You have been warned.

 

[Specter777]

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i live in dallas, tx and yep thats legal in this state. And anyone walking up my stairs with a heart i will shoot. You have been warned.

Haha..how come he can trespass but I can't?


I also forgot about this experience that has taken place many times..Basically as you all know, the magic button on Fable II is the same as the run button on Fable I. I was in a tavern and accidentally cast lightning or whatever it's called. It then was announced that I could get the Fearmonger title for free for scaring enough people..I then played the lute and it was announced I could get the dumpling title for everyone loving me.

I found that awkward.

Yes, it has taken me a very long time to get used to the run button being A instead of B sadly

 

[kilaelya]

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Yes, it has taken me a very long time to get used to the run button being A instead of B sadly

Me too! I accidentally scare people all the time

 

[Caboose]

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One of the funniest experiences i had was when i married a guy named Matt took him to the temple of shadows for sacrifice and then the option that came up was

Spoiler

Sex Change

which made me laugh and he stopped being married to me too!

 

[Malikh]

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Took a Bounty Hunter quest to kill some beatles in Oakfield. Great I thought, while I'm there I can visit my wife and kid. So I quick travel in and as soon as it loads I get a message stating my child was taken by family services after the death of my wife. Well I guess the beatles will have to wait until I figure out what happened to my wife.

I run home, throw open the door...and the place is crawling with beatles. It was my house that needed to be cleared, and the beatles I needed to kill had already killed my wife.

So a quick reload and my wife is alive again...no big. Right? Well time goes on and eventually my kid grows up, so the first time I see him, I notice something...out of place. He's black. Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against black people, I wouldn't mind a black kid. If I adopted. But I'm not black, my wife isn't black, and I was gone for 10 years and the kid claims to be 9 years old. I should have let the beatles have her.

 

[KaveX]

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I was burying Hammers Father and during the ceremony.. I was Fartin all over the place.. The Temple of light people were cracking up.

 

[flashburnnw]

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wtf ?!?!?!? malikh that is to freakin funny

 

[Keiha]

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Haha, not necessarily the funniest thing, but the coolest thing to happen to me is.

In the crucicible I was fighting Balverines, and I did a slow motion super cool swing with my Hammer, and the balverine in slow motion jumped over my swing and flew into the air landing behind me.

Was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Rolandk73]

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I thought the bandits were traders and tried to sell them my gun.

 

[Seargant Mitch]

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the funniest thing ever happend to me....this one time, at band camp...i shoved a trumpet up my *****!

 

[Lionheart]

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the funniest thing ever happend to me....this one time, at band camp...i shoved a trumpet up my *****!

Eww, :ninja:

The funniest thing is I've waited a year and now only 24 hours left till release :O

 

[Seargant Mitch]

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oh, and this one time, at band camp, my teacher got so horny she ****ed herself with a rubber in the *****.