Funniest joke eva'!

[poopgod350]

Funniest joke eva'!

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
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i laughed so hard

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

Wouldn't that simply allow them to knock boots 24/7 without the risk of unwanted pregnancy...?

I don't know much about neutering, and hopefully I'll never will.

 

[RoC-eX]

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No, neutered means it's gone, for good. My dog was ****ed when he had it done.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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No, neutered means it's gone, for good. My dog was ****ed when he had it done.

Wow, that`s harsh, why the hell did you do that to your dog...

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

I give that a "meh" at its very best.

 

[RoC-eX]

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As bad as it sounds, it's a completly safe and normal procedure for dogs, and I didn't feel like buying food for all his puppies or constantly wiping rocket trails off my arm.

 

[poopgod350]

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lol "rocket trails"

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

meh, not bad. iv heard better ones though. cant say i approve of getting animals fixed though. how would you like it if someone did that to your john thomas?

 

[poopgod350]

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ow....

 

[Man]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

unfortunately, that did nothing for me...not even a snicker...sorry

 

[poopgod350]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

you all have no sense of humor

 

[Jimbo1425]

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they dont cut their pens off only testacles i am pretty sure but still funny

 

[FableFreak]

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you all have no sense of humor

Or you just have bad taste...?

 

[SilentFilmStar]

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unfortunately, that did nothing for me...not even a snicker...sorry

Same here.

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A guy builds a house. Every wall has a southern exposure. A bear walks by the house, what color is the bear?

 

[Triz]

Re: Funniest joke eva'!

unfortunately, that did nothing for me...not even a snicker...sorry

you all have no sense of humor

Or you just have bad taste...?

Same here. " I'm Rick James #$%% " is still funny to me. I do have a sense of humor, just a very bad sense of humor. ( See, that was a joke )

People just have other types of humor than other. To some people, that was funny, but to me, I didn't like it.

 

[Crown_Royal7]

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well it was pretty good to me lol, but iv definitly heard better...

like the lil mexican kid with flour...that 1 is funny..helps that i live in new mexico though lol