Funny/Cool Quotes from game

[Albion Knight]

Funny/Cool Quotes from game

This thread is about funny or cool quotes form games
The format is Quote/Game/System

"Thou art strong as an ox and twice as goodlooking" / Dragon Warrior /Original Nintendo

 

[Albion Knight]

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Ok I'll try this again then drop it
"You look like the inside of a nose"/Fable TLC/PC
"Your score has more zeros than binary"/Microsoft Board Games/PC
"There was this bright light and me mother was there, Then it was like YOINK! NOT YET STOOPID and I was back here, weird huh" this was after one of the characters was brought back to life/Never Winter Nights/PC

There were a bunch of things in Warcraft 3 that were funny but I can't remember them.

 

[Sephiroxas]

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Fable TLC

`"The sky is real pretty today..where did the roof go?"
`"Nothing's real, we're all just pixels..and our brains are numbers"
`"My body is made of sugar, I hope I don't fall into a cup of tea"

Jak and Daxter Series:

`"I never thought I'd see the day when I would have to be saved by a boy and his muscratt"

`"Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: Well, I probably wouldn't be 3 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without wearing any pants... God, I miss pants."

`"Krew: While smuggling the huge statue through the sewers, 'ey, a grueling rainstorm flooded the whole place. The statue and five of my best men were swept away.
Jak: That's terrible.
Krew: Yes, a tragic loss. I've missed that statue ever since."

`"Pecker: I am Pecker! Yes, yes, I know, my mother, she was... very vindictive"

`"Pecker: Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
Jak: But we've never met before.
Pecker: Before... after... it is all the same.
Daxter: Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah... she wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No... no... I got it! For many moons... she has... waited for... a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh... oh... I know, she's got a hairball? A hair lip? A hairy chest?"

`"Daxter: We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, all print rights including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, tickertape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs, toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights.GAME RIGHTS? Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims."

`"Baron Praxis: Games? Games are for wimps! Get out in the real world! It's called the sun!"

`"Samos the Sage: I fear this affair will end badly. A wise man once said, 'be watchful of those in front of you, but beware of those behind.'
Daxter: What wise man said that?
Samos the Sage: I did!"

 

[Fable-kid]

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Warcraft 3

a bow string not a g string ...... never mind
help me help you
let me show you my human call... im so wasted im so wasted!!

 

[Albion Knight]

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I remember on from warcraft
when you click once
"Would you stop poking me"
Click twice
"Poke Poke is that all you do?"
Click third time
"Oo That felt nice"

From Baldurs Gate
Poor sod taking a dirt nap so soon

 

[Fable-kid]

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from our own dear hearts ( and my name ) fable!

oh arse face your so brave!

 

[FableFreak]

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"Go away headless monkey, I don't like you anymore!"

Fable TLC

 

[Fable-kid]

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the door sneezed all over me!

fable: tlc

 

[Sephiroxas]

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"Go away headless monkey, I don't like you anymore!"

Fable TLC

That's not what he says...

He says something like. Go away headless monkey. I don't like your eyes.

 

[Albion Knight]

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"I shot the sheriff and you wee doggy too" Warcraft

 

[Fable-kid]

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"theres bubbles coming out of my nose"

fable tlc

 

[Sephiroxas]

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"theres bubbles coming out of my nose"

fable tlc

who says that?

 

[Fable-kid]

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if you get a chick drunk in the bar they do

 

[Sephiroxas]

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if you get a chick drunk in the bar they do

Really? That's cool.
REP+

 

[Fable-kid]

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"yay rep!"

me! lol

 

[Skorm's Son]

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"This way you great big Balverine turd!"

 

[Angel]

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Not much of a quote from Fable: The Lost Chapters, but whenever I use enflame now the guards just say "Ow!" and then they die.

There's a guy in Snowspire who always says to me, "Don't bother going to that tavern - that liar in there is a maniac and a thief."

 

[Devalion]

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Has anyone here played Dejap's translation of Tales of Phantasia for the SNES? Holy crap, not only is the game itself awesomely awesome, but the dialogue is hilarious! For example, in the story there are 3 guys and 2 girls. There is a boat scene in which one of the guys (Klarth) asks the main character (Cless) (also a guy) which girl he likes. The main character gets all shy and nervous and replies "Uhh.. umm.. I guess Mint.." Klarth responds, "Yeah Mint looks like she is all nice and quiet and reserved, prim and proper... but what about Arche? I bet she screws like a tiger!!"

I dunno, after easy-going rpgs I have played on various systems, that line made the entire game a thousand times better. While that was the line that stood out most in my experience, there were tons of others that were equally good.

The new version of it on GBA is basically the same storyline, but a much more watered down and PC version of the translation.

 

[Albion Knight]

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"I keep making god madder and madder"
"I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!"
“Lousy rotten laws of physics”
Homer on the Simpsons Hit and Run

 

[Tsuyu]

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"I keep making god madder and madder"
"I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!"
“Lousy rotten laws of physics”
Homer on the Simpsons Hit and Run

I love that game. It might be just a poorly made racing game sprinkled with quotes from the series and a really poor plot, but sweet Satan - I love it, mainly for it's chaotic nature.

I can't remeber any at the moment, but the classic game Escape from Monkey Island with everyone's favourite Mighty Pirate, Guybrush Threepwood is just filled with memorable quotes!

Oh wait:

"I am Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate... I'm getting tired so of saying that."