Funny quotes of doom!!

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Funny quotes of doom!!

seeing almost every other forum has one of these, i think it can be pretty fuuny for Projectego.net


Post your funny quotes from basically anything here.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Lifes a waste of time, times a waste of life, so get wasted all the time, and have
the time of your life.

 

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marriage is an epic story, where the hero in white shining armor , dies on page one - My deceased father

The definition of a golfer is someone who can carry a weighty bag of irons, but still asks his wife to go get him a beer or empty the ashtray - my mother

 

[Angel]

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Quotes from Black Books starring Bill Bailey (Manny), Dylan Moran (Bernard) and Tamsin Grieg (Fran):

Manny: It's not my fault you're hungover.
Bernard: It is your fault. If you were a normal person there wouldn't be so much to blot out.

Fran: Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think that I was strange?
Bernard: No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children.
Fran: If you don't believe me you can come round tonight and we'll watch the wall.
Manny: Don't be ridiculous, we'll be staying in, watching the thermometer, won't we Bernard? Won't we?
Bernard: I don't know, it's an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers... I'll just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.

Fran: Everyone should meditate.
Bernard: Oh let's. Then we can all make some tofu for the dolphins that live in the fridge.

Bernard: It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine actually doesn't have a taste!
Manny: You can't taste anything. You smoke eight bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that?
Bernard: What?
Manny: What are you eating?
Bernard: It's some sort of delicious biscuit!
Manny: It's a coaster.
Bernard: Is it? Are there any more?

 

[Arseface]

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I should start watching that show:lol:

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

 

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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, Cry and the whole world laugh at you.

What is this cholesterol every one is......

 

[Angel]

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I should start watching that show

Everyone should watch Black Books - it's only available on DVD now coz they aren't making anymore of them but Dylan Moran is almost permanently drunk on and off stage so he really is genuinely a very funny guy...one of the best episodes is when they kill the Pope by making wine out of garden material and scraps from the cupboard after drinking a £7000 bottle of red wine reserved for the Pope's birthday...