Funny things in Fable 3

[RawrSaidTheSock]

Okie dokie, just some funny glitches and stuff I found on Fable 3. I did this for Fable 2 as well. I will now demonstrate:
How glitchy my Fable games usually are
How very insane I am
How I get excited over tiny things (*cough* ooer *cough*)
WARNING - THERE MAY BE SPOILERS

*I stayed at Mourningwood Fort for SO LONG, Walter was miles ahead of me, I just stood there gazing at a certain person (and no it wasn't Major Swift, look at my picture and let the penny drop).
*My dog seems to think he's Jesus, as I had a glitch where he started walking on the water
*I had a total fool enter my game (I dont usually let strangers in my game but I wanted help with getting to the Crawler bit at the end of the game and I didn't want to get knocked out). This is a message he sent me (spelling and all): wat ar thes shadow things de is creepy omg yo dis a spoler.
I did the right thing, I kicked him and he was replaced with a more normal person.
*My nan walked into the room just as I got a condom out of one of Reavers drawers.
She wasn't impressed.
*Here are some nicknames my friends and I made up:
Reaver - The original stud-muffin
Ben Finn - The new stud-muffin
The Crawler - Squidward Tentacles when he lost his clarinet
Walter - Balls
Page - Page-me-if-you-love-me
Kalin - Example of tanning gone wrong (note the white line down her face)
Sabine - Grandad
Boulder - Dog-obsessor
Logan - Nemo (I have no idea why)
Major Swift - Moustache
*Whilst fighting the Crawler I had this song (sunshine, lollypops and rainbows, I don't know the actual name) stuck in my head.
*Did anyone notice the window bit with the Crawler, where it shows you your hero as a queen and a skeleton and shizz. Yeah, that was weird...just saying...it was weird.
*The balverines were attacking Page at Reavers Manor. I decided not to help.
*I encountered a scroll-on-a-trampoline glitch. I went into the orphanage kitchen (shot all the people, of course) and saw a scroll that had been knocked off a table bouncing up and down. My orphanage is very glitchy, I once saw a floating cup and when I walked threw it, it dropped.
Thats it my lovelies. Please don't send me back to the mental asylum :3

 

[Bluedrake]

Logan - Nemo (I have no idea why)
*The balverines were attacking Page at Reavers Manor. I decided not to help.

Those two made my day! I don't mind Page, but it's always fun to watch your immortal allies suffer.

 

[Cain]

*I stayed at Mourningwood Fort for SO LONG, Walter was miles ahead of me, I just stood there gazing at a certain person (and no it wasn't Major Swift, look at my picture and let the penny drop).

How could it not be Major Swift? Just look at his Moustache.

 

[RawrSaidTheSock]

How could it not be Major Swift? Just look at his Moustache.

True. True.

 

[r5v3n]

There's also a glitch when your dog jumps from somewhere into the water (like in the quest 'Kidnapped' when you rescue Geraldine/Elise): your dog would be frozen in the act of jumping (it can be mended by saving the game then loading). Another one is when you behead a Hollowmen: his blade or blades would float away on air. Also when you are escaping from dying by loading a saved game, sound effects would slow down and voices would be deeper like when performing a slowmo combo (the remedy for this bug that I found was to unlock a weapon chest in the Road to Rule or upgrade a weapon: the Force push/upgrade animation duplicates the sound of dying so after the animation the glitch is no more!)